Simply Atrocious

So I’m browsing around TwitterLand like I do every morning (to get my All-Things-Twilight gossip fix. Can't start my day without it!!!) and I “bump” into a Premiere Magazine link, featuring “The 40 Most Handsome Hollywood Men Right Now”. So I click on it (wish I hadn’t) thinking that it would be a good thing to get a nice dose of Eye-Candy at 10:00 am. Much to my surprise, my favorite Hollywood MEN (from the list provided) where not in the spot I believed they should have been. Then again this is MY opinion and nobody else’s, and since its MY blog I get to write whatever the hell I want!

Please educate me and tell me how in the world is it possible that Pattinson made it all the way up to #2 in a list where Jackman, Depp, Reynolds, and Gyllenhaal are mentioned?!?! Really? I mean… REALLY? Has the world gone mad?!?! Has the glitter of a fictional character played by a geeky (cute, but still a fucking dork) brit BLINDED humanity? It is just AMAZING to me how Robert Pattinson, who is pretty much known for ONE movie ("Twilight") has vetoed the amazingness and the handsomness of the actors mentioned on this said list. I mean... come the fuck on! Have you really stopped to look at this guy (if not in person, at least in pictures)? He's skinny, has horrible posture, makes crazy ass faces, suffers from nassatol (for those who don't know what nassatol means.... NO ASS AT ALL! I fucking love that word! hahaa), he smells of beer and smoke (I personally don't care much about smoking since I'm a smoker myself but I know most people mind it), talks a whole lotta shit (Remember the MTV Movie Awards speech???), he has a HORRIBLE sence of style, wears the same shit clothes that should be either used to wash cars or in a dumpster somewhere... Oh and LETS NOT FORGET (what the media, production companies, staff, or whoever was the first one that started the rumor of him getting panic attacks due to the amount of stalkers/fans around him) that he's a FUCKING PUSSY, a/k/a, NOT A MAN!

REALLY, people... REALLY??? I can't get over this shit.

True fact: Today I DARED to admit (on Twitter) that I was glad James Franco had made it to #1 on that list and that I would take Franco over Pattinson ANYTIME.

Then this person I follow on Twitter (who I imagine is an avid Rpattz fan - and have nothing against AND will not mention his/her SN), tweeted me saying "seriously, do you follow me? how do you stand it if you dont really like rob?"

Oh, and here I thought it was a free country and I could express my feelings toward who I thought was more deserving of the GRANDIOUS #1 MEDALLION between 1st and 2nd place. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! On the other hand, she fell free to express her horror when she saw that Franco was on the 1st place. Should I have told her she was SERIOUSLY BANANAS for thinking that Pattinson should be mentioned Hotest Man of All of Hollywood? No. Why? BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US ARE ENTITLED TO OUR OWN OPINION.

Twihards! He doesn't know you exist. He doesn't need your defending, and he doesn't give a shit about pretty much anything else but himself and whats going on inside his bubble. You've all seen his aloofness (tho you've all pretty much thrown a blind eye at it). Give me a fucking break!

For your delight, I found a few pictures of some of the delicious men mentioned on the stupid list (which is obviously targeting the tweens). Here ya go... Enjoy the Eye-Candy!!!

James Franco (#1)

Bradley Cooper (#3)
Click each picture for DELICIOUS HUGENESS!

Hugh Jackman (#4)
Click each picture for DELICIOUS HUGENESS!

Ryan Reynolds (#6)
Click each picture for DELICIOUS HUGENESS!

Jake Gyllenhaal (#7)
Click each picture for DELICIOUS HUGENESS!

Johnny Depp (#23)
Click each picture for DELICIOUS HUGENESS!

Daniel Craig (#33)
Click each picture for DELICIOUS HUGENESS!

Daniel Craig is soooo YUMMY they made a choco popsicle resembling him!

I just wish it was anatomically correct!

I'd EAT that HEAD too! lol

So, what do you think? Is it right that Pattinson made it all the way to the top 5, when these HUNKS are mentioned in the same category? I. THINK. NOT!

;-)

Here's the link for the stupid list, subject of this blog entry...
http://www.premiere.com/Feature/The-40-Most-Handsome-Hollywood-Men-Right-Now