New Moon Fan Trailer

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TwiCrazyness in Times Square

I've heard stories about camping out of studios, concert venues, stores... Whatever! I would never do something like that, I said. Those people are insane, I said. I'm too old for that shit, I said.

Well... I guess I'll have to swallow back all that shit ME SAID, cause this one right here slept on the streets last night... BY FUCKIN CHOICE nonetheless!

Crazy, eh? Yeah... CRAZY INDEED!

If there's something I love about this whole Twilight Possession/Obsession is that somehow it has made me do crazy shit. That said, lets get on with this post...

First things first! I began to have my well bought fun with my lil friends:

No people, we didn't make any money. Then again, that was NOT the purpose of this AMAZING work of art. So simple yet so efficient! What was the point of it all? To have all those nosy tourists shut the fuck up. It's a free country, right? So since they felt so free to bother me (and my homeless-by-choice neighbors) with their OH-SO-ANNOYING-REPETITIVE QUESTIONING, I also have the right to mentally flip the bird and shuv this sign on their faces. Nobody wants to give their hard earned money away so... They asked... They read... They walked away! Beautiful! IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM! Well... at least it worked while I was holding it! LOL!

I'm so framing this!

Times Square NM product appearance

At one point early in the night, I felt the urge to pee so I went inside the store to use their toilet! :-)

Oh... I had to make a pit stop first, I mean, I had to pee but I could hold it for a minute or two. Camera in hand, I speed-ran towards the New Moon merch section.

I'm going back to take better pictures of this.

Vroom, Vroom!

Cute couple!

Never thought I'd take a picture of a store's bathroom... Then again, never in my life did I think I'd be sleeping inside a tent on the sidewalk of NASTY ASS TOURIST TRAP that is Time Square.

So now that my body is drained... grandma's tired! Lets do this!
Next day! 6am!!! Time to wake up, clean up our shit and be ready to walk into the store, spend $50 on bad quality merch, all for a chance to have Kellan and Nikky a couple feet away. I'm telling you Sumshit, you NEED to give us better quality products! These fuckin t-shirts as cute as they are, will for sure rip appart after a first wash! They are already see through for heavens sake!

NUFF SAID!

I need a drink!
All that annoyance to get this fuckin golden ticket!

Now all I'm hoping for is... That the schedule STAYS the same and they don't change the cast members that are scheduled to appear @ the store on the 19th! The fuckin ticket SAYS its Kellan AND Nikki so they better deliver cause if they don't, after all that shit I went through... Ima SUE somebody!

Did I say I need A drink? Make that a whole bottle please! Thank you!

The end BITCHES! The end!

*UPDATE*
I just fuckin read the fine print on that fucking ticket stating that the event is "subject to change". Ima fuckin go thru a NASTY ass transformation if when the day comes, all I find are the stupid humans from the saga! I'm already boiling just from thinking about it!!!!!!

Twilight Tattoos! Part Deux!

For the love of all that's holy! What in the world are these chicks thinking!?!?

While doing some random searches looking for subjects to talk about in this blog that only my friends read, I keep "bumping" into "Twilight" tattoos. I mean, give me a fucking break!

Can you really "love" a book that much that you'd want to put "part" of it on your body... FOREVER!!!?

To all those Out-Of-Their-Mind-Fanatics, this poster is for you!

And now I leave you with more tattoos for your enjoyment. No captions needed since I already commented about some of them on my previous post, plus... I'm pretty sure we'll come to the same conclusion that these people are totally RETARDED! Talk about Twihards! Damn!

Twilight Tattoos! Seriously????????

These people took the words "Crazy Fan" to a whole new different level!

"What is now on your shoulder...
May end up on your ass someday"
by Mary Tyler Moore

Ok. So I'm thinking there are a few things that might factor in this type of action:

- You're fucking insane!
- You were drunk outta your mind!
- You have a brain the size of a pea!
- You're retarded!
- Your kidnapper made you do it!
- You were promised $5 million dollars (tax free).

Don't get me wrong, I'm all about body art. The kind that's timeless! But... Quotes and/or images from the Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and/or Breaking Dawn books?!?! Give me a fucking break! I'm pretty sure these people did NOT think long and hard about this decision before getting under the needle.

You know what I would love? I would love for these "fans" to post pictures of their "cool" tattoos, say... I dunno... 20 years from now! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT SHIT! hahaha.

I am embarrassed for these people! What a mess!

Out of all of the quotes...

I'm sorry... Stupid Lamb, or Stupid Fan??

Perfect example of a tattoo done badly!

Many things wrong with this one.

Just gross!

I like this one ... minus the "Twilight".

Yikes!

This one is kinda cute too (minus the "quote")

Just plain NASTY!

Apart from the fact that there's some serious dry skin problem here... Again... SERIOUSLY??

A 5 year old did this.

This idiot couldn't wait to clean the area.
Oh how nice of her/him to let us see all that dried up blood!

"Twilighter" ... Yep... for LIFE!

Prolly has a whole chapted tattooed on her body!
This one is obviously out of her mind!

I can't look at this one w/o cringing!

I love the Cullen Crest!
I have a watch, a bracelet and a shirt with it,
but this is just WRONG!

Look at that tulip bracing the end of the arm. Looks a tad disturbing. Somehow the "Adams Family" came to mind.

Would you seriously want to carry this with you for the rest of your life? On your forearms. Both of them cause obviously one wasn't enough. Really?

The only thing disturbing here is the foot!

Ok now... This is not just "Twilight" related but it's Rpattz signature on the wrist! WOW!

Ok. Not cute! That tree behind the crest is horrid! and the "Eclipse" ribbon looks totally retarded. Oh and don't get me started with that tulip!

Scribbles!