Volturi Fight Scene

On a Gif file!!!

I love these Gif file thingies!

New Exclusive clip from New Moon - The Fight scene with Edward and The Volturi

Here is the exclusive clip for the Voulturi fight scene plus the latest TV spot trailer in HD!

Ugly MOFOs!!!!

I was browsing around, because I'm at work on a fucking HOLIDAY, doing absolutely NOTHING and figured... WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?

So I go on ebay (where I get all my Twilight/New Moon stuff), and I tell myself "It's time for you to get one of those Jake dolls! Who cares you're 31 y/o!"...

Browsing, browsing...

Can someone tell me who the FUCK designed these things??? I mean... Come the FUCK on! Can they get uglier??? WAIT! Please don't answer that. Some things are just better to be left unknown! LOL.

Poor Jake here looks like a deformed gorilla! And here I thought they had actually nailed the "looks alike" on this doll when I saw the first pictures. Now that I've seen this abomination... I'm not so sure me wants it anymore....

Good heavens! It's the pedophile!!!!! No, really... It looks like a pedophile! Tho, technically, Eddie is a pedophile. What business does a 108 y/o man has to do with a 17 y/o anyways? LOL. C'mon people... Don't forget to laugh! After all... It's a MOVIE/BOOK CHARACTER!!!

Ok... Since when did Alice switch to the other team? Sorry but the "clothes" just don't do it! She looks like a butch and me no likey! (No disrespect to my gay friends!!! They know I support them and their lifestyles! "FREEEEEEEEEEE" country!!!)

Excuse me while I choke, cough, fall on my ass and pick myself back up! Who is THIS supposed to be? Where there any trannies in New Moon? Well, whoever this is... She (He?) is a mean looking motherfuckahhhhh!!!!!

Let the New Moon Gif Frenzy Begin!

Just because I know we all love those animated pictures!!!

Third New Moon Trailer

The Twilight Saga: New Moon Trailer in HD

Quotes from New Moon (Movie)

All from Twilightbeauty.com

Dolly Up!

Wow... I'm soooo thinking of buying these! Can't wait for them to be available on E-bay!!!

Pretty clean...

I know its a doll and all but... would you look at those arms?!?!?

Eeeek!!! now THIS is an ugly doll!

I love love love Alice but... I'm not so happy about this product.

Simply GORGEOUS!

Click for magnificent HUGENESS!!!

Twilight v. New Moon (Befores and Afters)

Well, I know who MY favorites are/were... which are yours?

New Moon Vertical Calendar

Click on the images for bigger pictures!

January

February

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April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Thanks to http://www.jaspercullenfan.livejournal.com/ for the scans!!!

The Anticipation Is Killing Meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

I love looking at these stills! I just wish they had more for me to stare at... cause... I have nothing productive to do with my life, lol.

SWAK!

So intense!

Oh Bella, its your birthday, yall gon party like its your birthday...

Yes Bella, eat all of the damn cake! We need you fat so we can feast!

I wonder if this thing is real?

Papercut!

Ooooh nooo... here he comes!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leeeeets get ready to ruuuuumbleeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

~Hissing!~

Uh oh...

Such a pained look =/

Now you done it! Sigh!

Ok... good riddance!

So dramatic!

and "mouthwatering" ... um... REALLY??? lol

Speechless!

Just dive in it!

What a pair!

Speechless again...

Well... hope you enjoyed... I Know I did! :-)