Very well then... Lets proceed!
Dear Mr. Patty, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, don't be afraid of the water. If its not from the Hudson River, Water makes a body guuuuud.


Oh? You don't know what a shampoo bottle looks like? No problem! I gotz that covered.
Here! A beautiful shampoo basket specially made for you!

Yeah... It's DOG shampoo. Only but the best for your kind >:-D
Atta boy!!!!!!!!