TwiCrazyness in Times Square

I've heard stories about camping out of studios, concert venues, stores... Whatever! I would never do something like that, I said. Those people are insane, I said. I'm too old for that shit, I said.

Well... I guess I'll have to swallow back all that shit ME SAID, cause this one right here slept on the streets last night... BY FUCKIN CHOICE nonetheless!

Crazy, eh? Yeah... CRAZY INDEED!

If there's something I love about this whole Twilight Possession/Obsession is that somehow it has made me do crazy shit. That said, lets get on with this post...

First things first! I began to have my well bought fun with my lil friends:

No people, we didn't make any money. Then again, that was NOT the purpose of this AMAZING work of art. So simple yet so efficient! What was the point of it all? To have all those nosy tourists shut the fuck up. It's a free country, right? So since they felt so free to bother me (and my homeless-by-choice neighbors) with their OH-SO-ANNOYING-REPETITIVE QUESTIONING, I also have the right to mentally flip the bird and shuv this sign on their faces. Nobody wants to give their hard earned money away so... They asked... They read... They walked away! Beautiful! IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM! Well... at least it worked while I was holding it! LOL!

I'm so framing this!

Times Square NM product appearance

At one point early in the night, I felt the urge to pee so I went inside the store to use their toilet! :-)

Oh... I had to make a pit stop first, I mean, I had to pee but I could hold it for a minute or two. Camera in hand, I speed-ran towards the New Moon merch section.

I'm going back to take better pictures of this.

Vroom, Vroom!

Cute couple!

Never thought I'd take a picture of a store's bathroom... Then again, never in my life did I think I'd be sleeping inside a tent on the sidewalk of NASTY ASS TOURIST TRAP that is Time Square.

So now that my body is drained... grandma's tired! Lets do this!
Next day! 6am!!! Time to wake up, clean up our shit and be ready to walk into the store, spend $50 on bad quality merch, all for a chance to have Kellan and Nikky a couple feet away. I'm telling you Sumshit, you NEED to give us better quality products! These fuckin t-shirts as cute as they are, will for sure rip appart after a first wash! They are already see through for heavens sake!

NUFF SAID!

I need a drink!
All that annoyance to get this fuckin golden ticket!

Now all I'm hoping for is... That the schedule STAYS the same and they don't change the cast members that are scheduled to appear @ the store on the 19th! The fuckin ticket SAYS its Kellan AND Nikki so they better deliver cause if they don't, after all that shit I went through... Ima SUE somebody!

Did I say I need A drink? Make that a whole bottle please! Thank you!

The end BITCHES! The end!

*UPDATE*
I just fuckin read the fine print on that fucking ticket stating that the event is "subject to change". Ima fuckin go thru a NASTY ass transformation if when the day comes, all I find are the stupid humans from the saga! I'm already boiling just from thinking about it!!!!!!

Best Female Video - MTV VMAs 2009

FELICIDADES to Taylor Swift for wining a MoonMan at the VMAs for Best Female Video!!! I am not a fan. I knew she was a singer but I don't listen to radio so I'm not familiar with any of her songs. I found it very cute of her at how surprised she was when Taylor Lautner announced her the winner of the category. It was like she couldn't believe she won. She turned to Lady Gaga and while touching Gaga's shoulder she said something that looked like "I love_____________". Maybe she said "I love your music", "I love your video", "I love you"... Whatever. It was a nice gesture of hers. Oh, and Taylor looked STUNNING in that dress!!!!
Lets talk about the most recent ASSHOLE move in of pop-culture.
Ladies and gentlemen… Its no other than “Kanye Douch-Bag King of all Assholes West”.
Lemme tell you, I don’t follow rap music nor it interests me one tiny bit, but I’ve heard about this idiot’s crazy very public “episodes” and I can’t help but wonder… What...The...FUCK?!?

B's Reaction to KCunt's Bitchnazzz' Fit

I don’t care how many apologies he plans to give, but there is no apology in the world that would fix or erase his ASSHOLENESS. Why would a grown man abruptly interrupt a fellow artist while she's giving an acceptance speech to basically say to her, the audience and everybody that tuned in (and those watching the repeats), that she doesn’t deserve the award she just won? Let alone that this award winner is a teenager. She was accepting her FIRST MTV’s MoonMan for heavens sake! Someone didn’t teach any manners to this animal. Dogs have more respect to human beings than him. Such a great example to those who follow him and aspire to be just like him!

To hear this clip, please go to the bottom of this page to turn off the music player. Thank you.

MTV Shows

There’s a THIN line between freedom of speech (which we all know is not absolute) and being totally disrespectful. Out of all forums available for him to throw a hissy fit, he chose the American very famous platform of the MTV VMAs to make his voice heard. I mean, this thing is obviously viewed all over. I am assuming here, but I would think that most of VMAs' viewers are under the age of 25, most in the teens. Could this guy be more of a tard???

Here's the kicker. This Bag-of-Shit posted in his stupid blog an apology. Heres a screen shot:

Clickie for Biggie

Now you will have to excuse me but... This doesnt really sound like an apology to me! It sounds more like "Well, I'm sorry I said what I said because now I'm catching the heat, but I still believe in what I said and whoever don't like it well, I feel sorry for them. Cause they're wrong and I'm right. I would do it again in a heartbeat if I were given a chance, and I know I'll have another chance of speaking my voice on live TV because I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE and they still invite me to this stuff, so I must be doing something right... right? RIGHT!" Do you even know what an apology is???? Kanye! FUCK. YOU. ASS. HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homeboy should certainly try (and try HARD) to get some airtime on whatever MTV show (that is surely to re-air every other hour) and PUBLICLY apologize for the tactless, classless, manerless, assholeness, and douch-bagness of his actions.

Word is this DOUCHBAG was drinking Hennesy, hence his behavior. Let me tell you this… If you can’t hold your liquor, and alcohol “makes” you do stupid shit on national American television, then maybe, just maybe, you shouldn’t be drinking at all? I don’t know… That’s just my common sense talking.

Youre such a CUNT!

Standing ovation for Beyonce who after giving an acceptance speech of her own winnings, called on Taylor Swift so she would have a chance to voice her acceptance speech (since she was rudely interrupted).
It's spontaneous moves like this, Beyonce, when people show their true colors, and you have showed you are humble, classy, and a good human being. Kudos to you!!!

Now here are some celeb reactions. I'm soooo glad I'm not alone in this one!

I found this very interesting "letter" written by (who I believe is) Kelly Clarkson:

You can check out her blog (full page) here! http://bit.ly/16FzqI

Now here are some Twitter reactions from the entertainment world, and others from regular people:

Sorry atLdeucE... I just can't shut my mouth! I couldn't possibly keep quiet after a DICK like him treats a GIRL that way! Yet, there's some truth to your words.

I worry about you. Seems like you're ok with that type of behavior and therefore, you need to seek some professional help for that self esteem problem! Thank you!

Freedom of Speech, yeah. Free pass to disrespect, HELL NO!

I could just slap this IDIOT!!! Hello PEABRAIN! Contact me!!! ;-)

I pity the people, and all the women in his life!!!

This PATHETIC excuse of a man needs to be sent to Charm School ASAP!

“People that don’t respect others, should not demand or deserve respect.”

I’m done with this.

Those are my 2 cents, cause you know… “Freedom of Speech” and all ;-)