Hmph!!!

I shake him up and there's nothing in his pockets???

Bummer!

Sometimes They Just Can't Help Themselves

Last night my friend, her husband and I were supposed to go to this Comedy Central taping BUT traffic was such a BITCH that we never made it to the show. It was time for plan B. FOOD, my dear friends, never disappoints! So we headed to this yummylicious puertorican restaurant that i know and LOVE, for delicious pina coladas and amazing food!

Aaaaaaaaaaanyways... I pulled my lils out of my purse and placed them on the table so they could join the conversation.

Then... All of the sudden...And my guess is that GayBert fell a lil left out cause this is the next thing I saw!

You should have seen the look on the waitress when she returned to get the check!

*Giggles*

Priceless I tell you... PRICELESS!

Happy Monday Wolfies!

The ideas never cease to come! One way or the other, something comes up! I have a bunch of these funnies saved up but there are no enough hours in one day to have them all come up at once!

Well... hope you enjoy this one!

Somethings Wrong...

Yet sooooooo RIGHT!And THIS is your Sunday laugh!
I'm Loving it!

TwiCrazyness in Times Square

I've heard stories about camping out of studios, concert venues, stores... Whatever! I would never do something like that, I said. Those people are insane, I said. I'm too old for that shit, I said.

Well... I guess I'll have to swallow back all that shit ME SAID, cause this one right here slept on the streets last night... BY FUCKIN CHOICE nonetheless!

Crazy, eh? Yeah... CRAZY INDEED!

If there's something I love about this whole Twilight Possession/Obsession is that somehow it has made me do crazy shit. That said, lets get on with this post...

First things first! I began to have my well bought fun with my lil friends:

No people, we didn't make any money. Then again, that was NOT the purpose of this AMAZING work of art. So simple yet so efficient! What was the point of it all? To have all those nosy tourists shut the fuck up. It's a free country, right? So since they felt so free to bother me (and my homeless-by-choice neighbors) with their OH-SO-ANNOYING-REPETITIVE QUESTIONING, I also have the right to mentally flip the bird and shuv this sign on their faces. Nobody wants to give their hard earned money away so... They asked... They read... They walked away! Beautiful! IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM! Well... at least it worked while I was holding it! LOL!

I'm so framing this!

Times Square NM product appearance

At one point early in the night, I felt the urge to pee so I went inside the store to use their toilet! :-)

Oh... I had to make a pit stop first, I mean, I had to pee but I could hold it for a minute or two. Camera in hand, I speed-ran towards the New Moon merch section.

I'm going back to take better pictures of this.

Vroom, Vroom!

Cute couple!

Never thought I'd take a picture of a store's bathroom... Then again, never in my life did I think I'd be sleeping inside a tent on the sidewalk of NASTY ASS TOURIST TRAP that is Time Square.

So now that my body is drained... grandma's tired! Lets do this!
Next day! 6am!!! Time to wake up, clean up our shit and be ready to walk into the store, spend $50 on bad quality merch, all for a chance to have Kellan and Nikky a couple feet away. I'm telling you Sumshit, you NEED to give us better quality products! These fuckin t-shirts as cute as they are, will for sure rip appart after a first wash! They are already see through for heavens sake!

NUFF SAID!

I need a drink!
All that annoyance to get this fuckin golden ticket!

Now all I'm hoping for is... That the schedule STAYS the same and they don't change the cast members that are scheduled to appear @ the store on the 19th! The fuckin ticket SAYS its Kellan AND Nikki so they better deliver cause if they don't, after all that shit I went through... Ima SUE somebody!

Did I say I need A drink? Make that a whole bottle please! Thank you!

The end BITCHES! The end!

*UPDATE*
I just fuckin read the fine print on that fucking ticket stating that the event is "subject to change". Ima fuckin go thru a NASTY ass transformation if when the day comes, all I find are the stupid humans from the saga! I'm already boiling just from thinking about it!!!!!!

BOTHERED Requests!!!

The Naughties are at it again, and this time is not about sex!

(AWWW, sucks! I know, I know! lol)

One Gayward SPLIT! Coming up!

Can't bite ME now, BITCH!

Thanks BUNCHES to @thewolveswithin and @ziomy03 your ideas ROCKED!

I Am Bound

Why YES, yes you are... Gagged AND bound!... BITCH!

Whattayasay?

I Dont Know What This Is...

But I sure like where its going!!!

Lets Have Fun With GAYWARD!

Yes my dear friends! I am now accepting requests!!!

Send me your ideas and If they are good and make me giggle (I have to like it of course, if it sucks, its a no-go!), I will make sure GAYWARD has a taste or your creativity! I will of course give credit where/when credit is due and will mention you and your blog (if you have one).

I've been having my own good ol fun with my new toys!

How about you join the party!