I Am Sam

Looking HAWT in these pictures!!!

The arms, the hair, the skin, the smile!!! Two words... YUM YUMMM!!!

Show Me Sum Skinnnnn!

Don’t we luuuuv us some half nekid men? I know I do!

Fuck! As a single (off-the-market) woman in the NYC metro area, I’m sick and tired of looking at the fugly* scum that’s “available” in the pool of single men in my lil corner of the world. So what else is left for my dire need of eye-candy? God bless famous people! I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m pretty sure there are some good-looking men around here… somewhere… hiding! BUT, if they are yummy AND single AND remotely interesting, AND within my age range… they are prolly damaged goods! I have enough of that dealing with me, myself and I. HA!!

Anywhoooos! I was thinking of what the fuck to write about for my stupid blog, and then I had the bright idea of doing a lil sumething sumething about the Twilight Boys!

Hey... I have to keep myself entertained... somehow! lol. Let the fun begin!!!

As I was doing the Rpattz’ “shirtless” picture research for this blog entry, I found out that its almost impossible to get pictures that are not digitally enhanced and/or airbrushed.

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen):

Sooo AIRBRUSHED is not even funny! If you can't see it then youre totally blinded by his "sparkling"!

Most natural looking picture I found (showing some skin), and still... not cute!

WTF! Ain't he a lil young to be trying to be sexy?

Cringe! Cringe! Crrrrriiiinge!!!!!

Yeah, that’s hawt. NOT!

If you’re one of those fans blinded by Rpattz’ vampire powers… I lost you here, and you’re a stupid idiot for getting "mad" at a blogger who DARED to say out loud what tons of people are thinking. Robert… for the sake of all of our sanities (and fantasies) … PLEASE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!!!

Moving onto REAL deliciousness...

Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen):

*Thud*

Shit, I can soo do my laundry on those!

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Peter Farcinelli (Carlisle Cullen):

~GASP~

Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale):

Hiss!!!!

Taylor Lautner (Jacoblicious Black):

Once you go "Black"...
You...Never....Go....Back!

Chaske Spencer (Sam Uley):

Bronson Pelletier (Jared):

Umm... Yeah... Someone needs a few trips to the gym.

He looks so yummy with his shirt on!
No, but seriously... A lil gym time will do wonders!

Alex Meraz (Paul):I'll have this in MY kitchen ANYTIME!!!!

Kiowa Gordon (Embry Call):

Charlie Bewley (Demetri):

No skin showing but I love this picture! It makes me laugh! heheheWith guns like that... I can only imagine what he keeps hidden under that shirt!Oh yeah baby! Take. It. Off!!!

Daniel Cudmore (Felix):

Michael Welch (Mike):

Justin Chon (Eric):

Xavier Samuel (Riley):

Ok, so he's not exactly showing skin, but his in a wetsuit!

That counts for something, right? lol

BooBoo Stewart (Seth Clearwater):

Talk about a mini-taylor!

Well, well, well... I ran out of Twilight men to post pictures of.

Well HOWDY there Naked Cowboy! How’d ya get in here?

:-P

*When I say fugly I mean FUCKING UGLY, inside or outside. They are either cute and a total douche, or ugly and… who cares how they are in the inside if I can’t even see myself touching them with a stick?