Ugly MOFOs!!!!

I was browsing around, because I'm at work on a fucking HOLIDAY, doing absolutely NOTHING and figured... WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?

So I go on ebay (where I get all my Twilight/New Moon stuff), and I tell myself "It's time for you to get one of those Jake dolls! Who cares you're 31 y/o!"...

Browsing, browsing...

Can someone tell me who the FUCK designed these things??? I mean... Come the FUCK on! Can they get uglier??? WAIT! Please don't answer that. Some things are just better to be left unknown! LOL.

Poor Jake here looks like a deformed gorilla! And here I thought they had actually nailed the "looks alike" on this doll when I saw the first pictures. Now that I've seen this abomination... I'm not so sure me wants it anymore....

Good heavens! It's the pedophile!!!!! No, really... It looks like a pedophile! Tho, technically, Eddie is a pedophile. What business does a 108 y/o man has to do with a 17 y/o anyways? LOL. C'mon people... Don't forget to laugh! After all... It's a MOVIE/BOOK CHARACTER!!!

Ok... Since when did Alice switch to the other team? Sorry but the "clothes" just don't do it! She looks like a butch and me no likey! (No disrespect to my gay friends!!! They know I support them and their lifestyles! "FREEEEEEEEEEE" country!!!)

Excuse me while I choke, cough, fall on my ass and pick myself back up! Who is THIS supposed to be? Where there any trannies in New Moon? Well, whoever this is... She (He?) is a mean looking motherfuckahhhhh!!!!!