Wet, Lather, Repeat

Ok, needless to say, you NEED a sense of humor to read this post. If you're empty inside, then get outta here NOW.

Very well then... Lets proceed!

Dear Mr. Patty, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, don't be afraid of the water. If its not from the Hudson River, Water makes a body guuuuud.


Washing your hair is recommended.
Oh? You don't know what a shampoo bottle looks like? No problem! I gotz that covered.

Here! A beautiful shampoo basket specially made for you!

Yeah... It's DOG shampoo. Only but the best for your kind >:-D

Atta boy!!!!!!!!