Day 17 Of 20 days Of New Moon...Can You Feel The Excitment?

So its day 17 and....wait hold the phone!!!!! 17???? That means *gasp* AHHHH!!!! Two more days until I see New Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow I will be heading to NY to have a better chance at seeing my boy friend Rob hee hee. It will be monumentally, gigantically, OMGified and AWESOME. Rob love I'm on my way. Ok on with New Moon. Did anyone catch the premiere last night???? Wasn't the cast just the sweetest ever? Especially Rob with that winner. Aww.


Missed Day 15 & 16 with all this commotion? Here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-15-and-16-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html *16 minutes of new moon footage*



That should have been ME!!! Just sayin'. No she had a sad sappy story...if she didn't it would have been so ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!

Im Sorry...

But if you think this is "cool" OR in any way shape and/or form "OK"... Then YOU'RE A PIG TOO!

Click on picture for BIGGIE

Not cause one hates to do laundry means you don't have to do it. This PIG has NASTY-STINKY-SUMMERSWEATTY-DIRTY laundry in boxes in a corner of his room. This shit's been dirty for MONTHS! "Remember Me" wrapped up in AUGUST for heaven's sakes! Is it not November??? If he ain't gon do laundry, he should have someone do his laundry or if he doesn't like that idea, then he should throw that shit out! THAT SAYS A LOT OF SOMEONES HYGIENE!

Ok, excuse me while I fucking run to the bathroom and hurl my breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

Jimmy!!!!!

Can we make out??

I think I love you.

FREAKY!!!

And... I guess I found this in time for... Ahem.... Halloween? LMAO!!!!

Voodoo Much?

Here's weird Dolly Jake

Here's weird Dolly Eddie

If interested in any of these (I don't judge. To each their own! lol),

Find them here deadcraft, but before you click on the link... Here's the Store's Logo, LOL!!

Here are some lovely pics from Haunted Airman

Thanks to our member: Incogneeto Confidential, for the pics

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Just Watch The Clip

Excuse me while I crack the fuck up! Who in their right mind selects that type of background music to advertise a sparkling... DILDO! Yes my dear friends! That's what you just saw! A dildo inspired by the sparkling vampire I love to hate! Oh how I would LOVE to get my hands on the sales stats for that thing! This abomination (LOL!) is ONLY 6.75" long and has a diameter of 1.55". Hmmm... Thats kinda sad if you ask me! I wonder if this is a replica cause if that's the case, I'm embarrassed for homeboy! Hahahahahaaaa. And... Was that a man's hand holding that dildo? Hm?

Here's an excerpt of "The Vamp's" description according to the Seller:

"The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience. The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle. Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today."

Someone please get me a diaper before I pee on my pants! LOL!!!! I'd like to know who in their right mind would put a dildo inside the fridge, and not only that, but who in their right mind would want a popsicle inside their v-jay-jay?!? I mean, seriously! And I'm sorry, but would you really come outside in broad daylight with dildo in hand and twirl it around (like in the above clip) just to see it fucking sparkle? You know what? I don't even want to know the answer to that!

Either way, IF you're interested in getting this ridiculous thing, just Google "The Vamp" (I'm too lazy to do the whole HTML thing.

Missing Anything?

Hm... I don't know much, but I DO know THIS...

Someone is in DIRE need of sum buttpads!
Just sayin! lol

Oooh SNAP!!!

No missy... Robert don't wanna join his cast. Didn't you get the memo? He's too good to do lil interviews.

Please Tell Me...

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?
Whatever it is... I dont like it!

That should be MY hand in that tub!

UNGAH, UNGAH!

Possessed!

OOOOOOHHH!!! How we LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that hair! How much would we give or, OH-MY! The things we would do for just the opportunity of running our fingers thru that messy mane!

Good Lord! The possibilities! I could get a lil explicit, but I’m at work so I have to be careful with what I think (since it will clearly show on my face, lol, and believe me, work ain’t that fun! Haha).
Anyways, I was browsing around cause even tho “they” don’t know it, they do pay me for it, and I found a few pictures of him. Lemme tell ya, that hair, has a mind of its own!

Talk about hair porn! Now… Go lust!

No comment...


Clownish look

No idea what's going on here! lol

Ummm...

Ok... creepy!

You'd expect to see a bed and a pillow somewhere around here.

Is homeboy high? lol

The highlights do him well....

WHOA!!!

I left the funniest and the best one for last! lol

Posts going Postal

WARNING!!! SOME EXPLICIT LANGUAGE BELOW!!

What has the webworld come down to!

Ok, so I'll admit it! I have been following this one website (which name I will NOT disclose), to keep myself updated and be in the "in" regarding Robbie's whereabouts while filming "Remember Me". I have come to the low point where I refer to myself as an Rpattz stalker. A title that I have very well earned since I have barely stopped going to set since this whole crazy frenzy started. There! I said it! Now find me and handcuff me! This one right here double dare ya! Hahaha.

Aaaanywhos... Today this no-name website was pretty darn "exciting". As most of the visitors there knew, "Remember Me" filmimg has been moved to some studio in NY (boohoo for us), but some one (or a couple of someones) had the "amazing" idea to post false statements (and therefore false hopes)about the movie being filmed in Midtown Manhattan.

And then confusion started! Some girls actually went to Midtown with the hopes of seeing Mr. Sparkly, while others might have just hauled it there to see the famous "PAs"... Whatever tikles your fancy.

Either way, chaos broke loose and people got mad, while others were cracking up. I'll admit I was laughing my ass off from the first post all the way to the last one! How do these people come up with this stuff?!?!

I know I might be the only one reading this blog (since I'm the writer, lol) but for my imaginary readers, I took it upon myself to take a few pictures of these posts and post them here. I just didnt think it fair for me to be the only one to have a laugh, ya know? Hehe. Click on the picture so you can have a better view.

So here ya'll go! Have a laugh and enjoy! ;-)

Edit:

I wrote this blog last night and I was really tired so I didn’t even get to the point of it. Which is… Why do people have to see a good thing and turn it into shit. Don’t get me wrong, I love pranks! They make life better (for one of the sides anyways, lol), but, I think that this one got a bit out of hand. To place false hope onto others just to have a good time is not cool. If you’re that bored, why don’t you just grab a book! Make a blog! Call someone you haven’t spoken to in a while! Go to a museum! Do something productive or fun with your friends!

My concern now is that because of this, any other true “clues” of Robert’s or whoever’s whereabouts will be filled with doubt and suspicion as we wont know if it’s a prank or if it’s the real deal. Like always, it only takes one to fuck it up for everybody else.

Shame on you ladies… Shame. On. You!

Deception:

Appalled:

Just outrageous!

Punked:

Exposed:

If Looks Could Impregnante...

THIS would be the ONE!

Shout-Out!!

I promised myself I'd make this Blog completely anonymous, but I do want to say a big hello and a HUGE "thanks for the good times" to some of the Rob fans I've met during my NYC "Remember Me" set stalking.

So, to K from Queens, B from Union City, S from the Bronx, C and St from Brooklyn, J from Quebec, and C from Toronto... I was awesome to meet you all!!! I'm really happy our paths crossed!

United we stand in our Love/Hate for all things Rpattz. Cheers!!! To us caring enough to get "mad" at a total stranger when he don't give us the time of day!! LOL! Had I not lived it, I would not have believed it!!!

Gotta love those memories!