Have I Totally Lost It?

Is it me or does Jakey looks a lil sexy on this picture???

Listen, I KNOW he's a doll! Made out of plastic and all. I am NOT totally bananas (or at least refuse to admit that), but...

C'mon! Can you see what I see????

I'm freaking out! lol

Hmph!!!

I shake him up and there's nothing in his pockets???

Bummer!

Happy Monday Wolfies!

The ideas never cease to come! One way or the other, something comes up! I have a bunch of these funnies saved up but there are no enough hours in one day to have them all come up at once!

Well... hope you enjoy this one!

Somethings Wrong...

Yet sooooooo RIGHT!And THIS is your Sunday laugh!
I'm Loving it!

I Am Bound

Why YES, yes you are... Gagged AND bound!... BITCH!

Whattayasay?

I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!!

Lately my trips to the mailroom have been cockblocked by coworkers and let me tell you this... I'm not a happy camper!

Anyways...

I left lil Gayward (along with some lubricant on paper) with the mail room guys and told them to do something with it.

This... is what they came up with...

Looks like they shuved lil gayward in the copy machine! lol. Yah... Kinda lame but what can you expect from a 4 MALE crew!

They just don't get it!

Needless to say... If I want something done right, I have to do it myself!

Sigh!

Ok...

So I tore him apart in two pieces... QUICK! SOMEONE! BUILD A FIRE!!!!

Tuesday Giggles

Sorry... I just can't let this go! AND since it IS MY blog, I can talk about it however many times I want!

How GLORIOUS is THAT!

Ok now... You need to click this pic so you can read its contents cause well... Thats what this blog entry is about.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Well... If something terrible happens to all the TP factories, panic no more! We will always have... TWILIGHT!!! LOL!

Now hows THAT for horror!

OH-MAH-GAWD!!!

Apparently I just can't leave these two alone!

Imagine my surprise (a happy one of course) when I arrived home from work to find these two... well... see for yourself!

Yeah! Steamy eh?

Guess they were in a hurry cause they didnt even bother to take off their clothes! LOL!

Jake! Bella! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CANDID CAMERA!!!

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE BABIES!!!

Lets Have Fun With GAYWARD!

Yes my dear friends! I am now accepting requests!!!

Send me your ideas and If they are good and make me giggle (I have to like it of course, if it sucks, its a no-go!), I will make sure GAYWARD has a taste or your creativity! I will of course give credit where/when credit is due and will mention you and your blog (if you have one).

I've been having my own good ol fun with my new toys!

How about you join the party!

Jimmy!!!!!

Can we make out??

I think I love you.

Who Wants It? (UPDATED!!!)

The dolls are Butter's BUT, the crest is up for grabs!

Send us a funny manip!

YOU HAVE TO BE THE AUTHOR OF THE MANIP!!!

Like this one I made! LOL

What the fuck am I gonna do with that Cullen Crest you ask? Well... HERE's AN IDEA!!!

Click below for BIGGER so you can see what I'm talking about.

Hey, I'll even throw in the velcro tape as a bonus! Hahaa

I will announce the winner on TWITTER on THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2009!!

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOUR ENTRIES WILL BE PUBLISHED ON THIS BLOG!

Now... Lets have some FUN!!!!

Email me at Rpattzpickle@gmail.com

Bothered

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU JIMMY!!!!

Wet, Lather, Repeat

Ok, needless to say, you NEED a sense of humor to read this post. If you're empty inside, then get outta here NOW.

Very well then... Lets proceed!

Dear Mr. Patty, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, don't be afraid of the water. If its not from the Hudson River, Water makes a body guuuuud.


Washing your hair is recommended.
Oh? You don't know what a shampoo bottle looks like? No problem! I gotz that covered.

Here! A beautiful shampoo basket specially made for you!

Yeah... It's DOG shampoo. Only but the best for your kind >:-D

Atta boy!!!!!!!!

It's Gettin HAWT in Here!!!

Happy HUMP day!!!!

Hump away now... Hump.... Away!

Halloween Already?

Here's a funny!

Crack up!
Via @Twilight , creator lexalovesyou2

New Wolf Shot LEAKED!!!!

Alex just cracks me up!

Keep it up kid!!!
Via @thealexmeraz.

10 Things...

Browsing around in YouTube, which I love love LOVE!, I found this video...
I have to say, its supper funny and I love her lil accent and sarcasm! I'm always happy to "bump" into Twilight fans that are able to make fun of "it" and not get bent out of shape!

Thanks to @Twilightized for making this video!

So wrong

This is so wrong in so many ways. Let me know what you guys think about this pic and the KDouche topic itself. I can't help but laugh at this. Lmao!!!!

I Just Couldn't Help Myself! LOL!!!!