Day 19 Of 20 Days Of New Moon. Today is an AMAZING day for many....

Some of you, like france and other foreign countries either saw the New Moon movie already or are about to experience it today. I (and many others like me) am going to see the special previewing tonight at 12:07 am in the US. I will try and keep all of you posted by tweeting with the before and after. I will be your guide so to speak into the frenzy that is the Twi-fandom from Long Island, NY. I will post my reviews on the movie later since there's no way I will have the strength to post after the movie. My Body will be exhausted from trying not to jump at Edward through the screen *swoon*. Don't worry I won't spoil it for those not so dedicated twi-fans. I will post my reviews after the 22nd which should be good enough time for you guys to watch this awesomeness that is New Moon. To those going at midnight in Deer Park, NY. Maybe I'll catch you there. To the rest enjoy it, which ever team your on. I know I will. GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!!! *WARNING* there are some of you out there that won't see this movie until possibly Febuary if this is the case don't read my review unless you have seen the bootleg version or you just don't give a damn. *looks at watch* HOLY ROBWARD!!!!! I gotta get going or I won't have dibbs on the good seats *wink* See ya laterz

Day 17 Of 20 days Of New Moon...Can You Feel The Excitment?

So its day 17 and....wait hold the phone!!!!! 17???? That means *gasp* AHHHH!!!! Two more days until I see New Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow I will be heading to NY to have a better chance at seeing my boy friend Rob hee hee. It will be monumentally, gigantically, OMGified and AWESOME. Rob love I'm on my way. Ok on with New Moon. Did anyone catch the premiere last night???? Wasn't the cast just the sweetest ever? Especially Rob with that winner. Aww.


Missed Day 15 & 16 with all this commotion? Here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-15-and-16-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html *16 minutes of new moon footage*



That should have been ME!!! Just sayin'. No she had a sad sappy story...if she didn't it would have been so ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!

TwiCrazyness in Times Square

I've heard stories about camping out of studios, concert venues, stores... Whatever! I would never do something like that, I said. Those people are insane, I said. I'm too old for that shit, I said.

Well... I guess I'll have to swallow back all that shit ME SAID, cause this one right here slept on the streets last night... BY FUCKIN CHOICE nonetheless!

Crazy, eh? Yeah... CRAZY INDEED!

If there's something I love about this whole Twilight Possession/Obsession is that somehow it has made me do crazy shit. That said, lets get on with this post...

First things first! I began to have my well bought fun with my lil friends:

No people, we didn't make any money. Then again, that was NOT the purpose of this AMAZING work of art. So simple yet so efficient! What was the point of it all? To have all those nosy tourists shut the fuck up. It's a free country, right? So since they felt so free to bother me (and my homeless-by-choice neighbors) with their OH-SO-ANNOYING-REPETITIVE QUESTIONING, I also have the right to mentally flip the bird and shuv this sign on their faces. Nobody wants to give their hard earned money away so... They asked... They read... They walked away! Beautiful! IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM! Well... at least it worked while I was holding it! LOL!

I'm so framing this!

Times Square NM product appearance

At one point early in the night, I felt the urge to pee so I went inside the store to use their toilet! :-)

Oh... I had to make a pit stop first, I mean, I had to pee but I could hold it for a minute or two. Camera in hand, I speed-ran towards the New Moon merch section.

I'm going back to take better pictures of this.

Vroom, Vroom!

Cute couple!

Never thought I'd take a picture of a store's bathroom... Then again, never in my life did I think I'd be sleeping inside a tent on the sidewalk of NASTY ASS TOURIST TRAP that is Time Square.

So now that my body is drained... grandma's tired! Lets do this!
Next day! 6am!!! Time to wake up, clean up our shit and be ready to walk into the store, spend $50 on bad quality merch, all for a chance to have Kellan and Nikky a couple feet away. I'm telling you Sumshit, you NEED to give us better quality products! These fuckin t-shirts as cute as they are, will for sure rip appart after a first wash! They are already see through for heavens sake!

NUFF SAID!

I need a drink!
All that annoyance to get this fuckin golden ticket!

Now all I'm hoping for is... That the schedule STAYS the same and they don't change the cast members that are scheduled to appear @ the store on the 19th! The fuckin ticket SAYS its Kellan AND Nikki so they better deliver cause if they don't, after all that shit I went through... Ima SUE somebody!

Did I say I need A drink? Make that a whole bottle please! Thank you!

The end BITCHES! The end!

*UPDATE*
I just fuckin read the fine print on that fucking ticket stating that the event is "subject to change". Ima fuckin go thru a NASTY ass transformation if when the day comes, all I find are the stupid humans from the saga! I'm already boiling just from thinking about it!!!!!!

Im Sorry...

But if you think this is "cool" OR in any way shape and/or form "OK"... Then YOU'RE A PIG TOO!

Click on picture for BIGGIE

Not cause one hates to do laundry means you don't have to do it. This PIG has NASTY-STINKY-SUMMERSWEATTY-DIRTY laundry in boxes in a corner of his room. This shit's been dirty for MONTHS! "Remember Me" wrapped up in AUGUST for heaven's sakes! Is it not November??? If he ain't gon do laundry, he should have someone do his laundry or if he doesn't like that idea, then he should throw that shit out! THAT SAYS A LOT OF SOMEONES HYGIENE!

Ok, excuse me while I fucking run to the bathroom and hurl my breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

Why Do People Enjoy Making a FOOL Out of Themselves?

Well... I don't know and on this specific matter, I really don't care.

WARNING!!! COVER YOUR EARS WHEN REACHING 4:18!!!!!!

As long as these people keep me entertained...
ITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL GUUUUUUUD!

Tuesday Giggles

Sorry... I just can't let this go! AND since it IS MY blog, I can talk about it however many times I want!

How GLORIOUS is THAT!

Ok now... You need to click this pic so you can read its contents cause well... Thats what this blog entry is about.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Well... If something terrible happens to all the TP factories, panic no more! We will always have... TWILIGHT!!! LOL!

Now hows THAT for horror!

OMG PEOPLE!!!

I WAS ONLY KIDDING AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!

ROLLINGONTHEFUCKINGFLOORPEEINGONMYFUCKINSELF!!!!!!!!!
Guess its time for me to grab some of this TP and wipe! hahahahaaaa

What....

SERIOUSLY?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!!GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

I'm still waiting for my Edward Toilet Paper!!!
I wanna wipe my ass with something sparkly!

The Hale Family

Why-Oh-Why do I keep seeing Twilight all around me???
I can't even watch "regular" BORING TV w/o relating it to Twilight.

Ok... It's official. I. NEED. HELP!

Gotta Love It!

Click Image for BIGGIE!

LOL!!! Gotta LOVE Perez Hilton for this!

Truth be told, if I could get my hands on a TayTay's Nordstrom's cartboard cutout...

I'd be stealing that sucker too!!!! LOL!

Yea Perez! I saw you at the VMA's!

VERY colorful! LUVS IT!

Thanks to "RITT" for the heads up on this article! (haha!!! Inside joke somewhere in there)

WTF???

Ummmm... Ok people. You ALL should know by now that I'm ALL for Team Jacob, or anything Wolfie related, merch and goodies... but... Have the manufacturers crossed the line?

PACKING TAPE? REALLY???????
Now C'mon people!!!

Hungry?

I had a girls day on Saturday. After almost two whole weeks of planning, I finally managed to get 2 of my friends (and friend of a friend) together, in one restaurant for a delicious lunch. Well... late lunch! haha (inside joke)

Anywayssss... I looked at the menu, trying to figure out what I wanted and decided on a cheeseburger. Yummos! But then, one of my friends said "I think I'm going to get the mushroom ravioli". Yes my dear friends. MUSHROOM RAVIOLI! She's a Twilight fan, but no, she didn't even realize that she was ordering that famous Twilight dish. I looked at her and said "I'm soooo taking a picture of that for my blog!".
Then she gave me the look...
Yeps. That exact same one!

Then I blurted out... LOL... Yeah, I felt like a total retard saying that out loud and realizing that I am a 31 year old woman who automatically related one lunch dish to the Twilight movie. Yeah... A lil sad but fuck it! I am a fan of the books, and therefore a fan of the movies and I can't help to see Twilight all around me. I'm HAUNTED by IT!

Thank you girls! For taking the time to hang and have good times :-)
That's me in the orange, lol.

Us! Yeah... we THAT pretty! hahaa

Thirsty?

Sometimes I wonder if this vampire shit is going a wee bit to far.


This lil bag packs 4 hours of pure energy, and of course bags iron, protein, and electrolytes along with a "delicious" fruit punch flavor. Now THAT I'll have to taste for myself! LOL

So anyways... This thing will be available on January 2010, which sounds kinda stupid to wait till AFTER this year's Halloween to launch it! Blood Energy Potion NEEDS a new marketing team! They would have made TONS of money this year with this shit!