TwiCrazyness in Times Square

I've heard stories about camping out of studios, concert venues, stores... Whatever! I would never do something like that, I said. Those people are insane, I said. I'm too old for that shit, I said.

Well... I guess I'll have to swallow back all that shit ME SAID, cause this one right here slept on the streets last night... BY FUCKIN CHOICE nonetheless!

Crazy, eh? Yeah... CRAZY INDEED!

If there's something I love about this whole Twilight Possession/Obsession is that somehow it has made me do crazy shit. That said, lets get on with this post...

First things first! I began to have my well bought fun with my lil friends:

No people, we didn't make any money. Then again, that was NOT the purpose of this AMAZING work of art. So simple yet so efficient! What was the point of it all? To have all those nosy tourists shut the fuck up. It's a free country, right? So since they felt so free to bother me (and my homeless-by-choice neighbors) with their OH-SO-ANNOYING-REPETITIVE QUESTIONING, I also have the right to mentally flip the bird and shuv this sign on their faces. Nobody wants to give their hard earned money away so... They asked... They read... They walked away! Beautiful! IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM! Well... at least it worked while I was holding it! LOL!

I'm so framing this!

Times Square NM product appearance

At one point early in the night, I felt the urge to pee so I went inside the store to use their toilet! :-)

Oh... I had to make a pit stop first, I mean, I had to pee but I could hold it for a minute or two. Camera in hand, I speed-ran towards the New Moon merch section.

I'm going back to take better pictures of this.

Vroom, Vroom!

Cute couple!

Never thought I'd take a picture of a store's bathroom... Then again, never in my life did I think I'd be sleeping inside a tent on the sidewalk of NASTY ASS TOURIST TRAP that is Time Square.

So now that my body is drained... grandma's tired! Lets do this!
Next day! 6am!!! Time to wake up, clean up our shit and be ready to walk into the store, spend $50 on bad quality merch, all for a chance to have Kellan and Nikky a couple feet away. I'm telling you Sumshit, you NEED to give us better quality products! These fuckin t-shirts as cute as they are, will for sure rip appart after a first wash! They are already see through for heavens sake!

NUFF SAID!

I need a drink!
All that annoyance to get this fuckin golden ticket!

Now all I'm hoping for is... That the schedule STAYS the same and they don't change the cast members that are scheduled to appear @ the store on the 19th! The fuckin ticket SAYS its Kellan AND Nikki so they better deliver cause if they don't, after all that shit I went through... Ima SUE somebody!

Did I say I need A drink? Make that a whole bottle please! Thank you!

The end BITCHES! The end!

*UPDATE*
I just fuckin read the fine print on that fucking ticket stating that the event is "subject to change". Ima fuckin go thru a NASTY ass transformation if when the day comes, all I find are the stupid humans from the saga! I'm already boiling just from thinking about it!!!!!!

Why YES... YES. I. AM!

And believe me Kboy! I'd do MUCH MORE than check ya out if I could.

Oooooh if I only had a chance!!!!!

Self Mag Pics and Video (Kellan, Ashley and Rachelle)

Here are a few of the Self Magazine pictures (and a video) of MY favorite Twilight vampires!

Happy HUMP Day!!!!!

HOLLY FUCK!!! I think I just came!

(Pardon my fucking french!!!)

I'd HUMP that any day of the week!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABYYYYYY!!!
COOOOOOOOOOOOOME TO MAMAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click for BIGGER!

:-O

I LOVE A MAN THAT DOESNT LIKE UNDIES!

Keep jogging Kellan... KEEP JOGGING!!!

Team Kellan!!!

Finger Licking Guuud

No words needed! Plain and simple!

Click each picture for FINGER LICKING HUGENESS!

Show Me Sum Skinnnnn!

Don’t we luuuuv us some half nekid men? I know I do!

Fuck! As a single (off-the-market) woman in the NYC metro area, I’m sick and tired of looking at the fugly* scum that’s “available” in the pool of single men in my lil corner of the world. So what else is left for my dire need of eye-candy? God bless famous people! I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m pretty sure there are some good-looking men around here… somewhere… hiding! BUT, if they are yummy AND single AND remotely interesting, AND within my age range… they are prolly damaged goods! I have enough of that dealing with me, myself and I. HA!!

Anywhoooos! I was thinking of what the fuck to write about for my stupid blog, and then I had the bright idea of doing a lil sumething sumething about the Twilight Boys!

Hey... I have to keep myself entertained... somehow! lol. Let the fun begin!!!

As I was doing the Rpattz’ “shirtless” picture research for this blog entry, I found out that its almost impossible to get pictures that are not digitally enhanced and/or airbrushed.

Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen):

Sooo AIRBRUSHED is not even funny! If you can't see it then youre totally blinded by his "sparkling"!

Most natural looking picture I found (showing some skin), and still... not cute!

WTF! Ain't he a lil young to be trying to be sexy?

Cringe! Cringe! Crrrrriiiinge!!!!!

Yeah, that’s hawt. NOT!

If you’re one of those fans blinded by Rpattz’ vampire powers… I lost you here, and you’re a stupid idiot for getting "mad" at a blogger who DARED to say out loud what tons of people are thinking. Robert… for the sake of all of our sanities (and fantasies) … PLEASE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!!!

Moving onto REAL deliciousness...

Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen):

*Thud*

Shit, I can soo do my laundry on those!

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Peter Farcinelli (Carlisle Cullen):

~GASP~

Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Hale):

Hiss!!!!

Taylor Lautner (Jacoblicious Black):

Once you go "Black"...
You...Never....Go....Back!

Chaske Spencer (Sam Uley):

Bronson Pelletier (Jared):

Umm... Yeah... Someone needs a few trips to the gym.

He looks so yummy with his shirt on!
No, but seriously... A lil gym time will do wonders!

Alex Meraz (Paul):I'll have this in MY kitchen ANYTIME!!!!

Kiowa Gordon (Embry Call):

Charlie Bewley (Demetri):

No skin showing but I love this picture! It makes me laugh! heheheWith guns like that... I can only imagine what he keeps hidden under that shirt!Oh yeah baby! Take. It. Off!!!

Daniel Cudmore (Felix):

Michael Welch (Mike):

Justin Chon (Eric):

Xavier Samuel (Riley):

Ok, so he's not exactly showing skin, but his in a wetsuit!

That counts for something, right? lol

BooBoo Stewart (Seth Clearwater):

Talk about a mini-taylor!

Well, well, well... I ran out of Twilight men to post pictures of.

Well HOWDY there Naked Cowboy! How’d ya get in here?

:-P

*When I say fugly I mean FUCKING UGLY, inside or outside. They are either cute and a total douche, or ugly and… who cares how they are in the inside if I can’t even see myself touching them with a stick?