Manip From One of our Blog Viewers

Kudos to my TwitterFriend @CandyKizzeS24 for making this awesome manip inspired by this SuperDuperAmazinglyAstonishingBestOfTheBestBlogEverrrrr!!! Hahahahaha... who the fuck am I kidding here?!!? LOL...

Aaaaanyways... here it is!



I have only one request... Ya think next time you can make Jake a lil more... I dunno... Visible? Thankyouverymuch! @CandyKizzeS24 & @faithisobelle #twitterbitchbuds (winkity wink wink!!)

Twilight Contest! (UPDATED)

TOTAL FAIL!!!

NOBODY SUBMITTED A THING

AND I AM REALLY SAD ABOUT THAT.

TSK TSK TSK!!!!

11/13/09

Win one of these St. Jude bracelets!

Catherine Hardwick, "Bella Swan", and Kellan Lutz have been seen wearing them!! Already have one? Well, you can win this for a family member or a friend! The holidays are coming and this would make a great gift!

All you have to do is submit a video/clip stating which team you prefer (i.e., Edward, Jacob, Bella, PapaCullen, Paul, SpaceHeaters, Volturi, etc.) AND why. You don't necessarily need to say "I'm Team Jacob because..." "I'm Team Sam because..." "I'm Team Alice because..." or "I'm Team Edward because...", but whatever you do (picture slide show, actual video, a song, etc.) needs to be clear what team you "belong" to. Don't be afraid to mock the other team! Let loose! Have FUN with it!!! Spoofs are always welcome as well!

The contest rules are as follows:

1) FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS (DUH! LOL)

2) Please type in your blog screen name on the subject line when submitting your entries. For example, "TheSlayer - video contest submission".

3) Be CREATIVE and/or FUNNY, the more interesting the better your chance is to win.

4) NO NUDITY is allowed!!! If any nudity or crude actions are seen in these videos you will be AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED (sorry @TheSlayer that takes you out of the contest. LOL! J/K).

5) The winner will be selected by TheSlayer and SilverBullet. In the event we can't agree on the winner, we will bring a NON-Twilight fan to help with the decision.

- @SilverBullet: In the event we can't agree? What's there to agree on? TEAM EDWARD!!! WIN WIN WIN!!
- @TheSlayer: Yeah let me think about that...Um NO! NO! and NO!!! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAAAAAAAY!!! Ahem! See @SilverBullet? THIS is why we need someone neutral.
- @SilverBullet: Whah?? Fine! Whatever!

We are looking forward to seeing how far your dedication to the saga really goes! BE WARNED your video, if chosen, will most likely be posted on our blog. Make sure you are 100% happy with it. You HAVE been WARNED.

Email us your entries to rpattzpickle@gmail.com and/or silverbullet911@gmail.com.

Last entry will be accepted on November 12, 2009. We will announce the winner on November 18, 2009!

C'mon! Join in! We all love freebies!!!! What are you waiting for!! :-)

*PLEASE READ*

"BreakMyHeadboard, Fire & Ice and its Administrators, herein referred to as "We", insist that all contest applicants should not send in any footage of themselves or others attempting stunts that could be dangerous and hurtful to the applicants or others around her/him. Any videos containing dangerous actions will be IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED. We are not accountible for any liabilities."

Concurso de Twilight!

Gánate uno de estos brazaletes de St. Jude!

Hemos visto a Catherine Hardwick, "Bella Swan", y Kellan Lutz usarlos! ¿Ya tienes una? Bueno, usted puede regalar el brazalete a un familiar o un amigo(a) ¡Las navidades están cerca y esto haría un gran regalo!

Todo lo que tienes que hacer es enviar un video/clip indicando el equipo que prefieres (es decir, Edward, Jacob, Bella, PapaCullen, Paul, SpaceHeaters, Volturi, etc) y por qué. Usted no necesariamente tiene que decir "Soy del equipo de Sam porque ..." o "Soy del equipo de Alice porque ...", pero la presentación, ya sea de presentación de imágenes, vídeo real, una canción, etc., debe quedar claro a qué equipo usted pertenece. No dude en burlarse de los otros equipos! Diviertanse con él! Las parodias siempre son bienvenidas también!

Las reglas del concurso son las siguientes:

1) Usted necesita ser miembro de este blog para poder participar. Si no eres miembro... No te preocupes! Es gratis ingresar!! Simplemente haga clic en el siguiente enlace y siga las instrucciones http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/search/label/Membership

2) Por favor escriba su nombre de pantalla de blog en la línea de asunto al presentar sus entradas. Por ejemplo, "TheSlayer - la presentación del concurso de vídeo".

3) Sea creativo y/o divertido, mientras más interesante sea el video, mejor es su oportunidad de ganar.

4) Desnudos no son permitidos! Cualquier desnudo o acciones de crudo visto en los videos, será descalificado automáticamente.

5) El ganador será seleccionado por TheSlayer y SilverBullet. En el caso de que no pueden ponerse de acuerdo sobre el ganador, le presentaremos el video/clip a una persona que no tenga conocimiento de Twilight para ayudar en la decisión.

Queremos ver cuan dedicados son los fans de Twilight!!

ADVERTENCIA el vídeo, si es elegido, lo más probable sea publicado en nuestro blog. Asegúrese de estar 100% contento con el producto.

Envíenos un correo electrónico a las entradas rpattzpickle@gmail.com y/o silverbullet911@gmail.com.

Ultima entrada será aceptada el 12 de noviembre de 2009. Vamos a anunciar el ganador el 18 de noviembre de 2009!

¡Vamos! ¡Participe! A todos nos gustan los regalos!!! ¿Qué estás esperando!! :-)

*PLEASE READ*

"BreakMyHeadboard, Fire & Ice and its Administrators, herein referred to as "We", insist that all contest applicants should not send in any footage of themselves or others attempting stunts that could be dangerous and hurtful to the applicants or others around her/him. Any videos containing dangerous actions will be IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED. We are not accountible for any liabilities."

Halloween Already?

Here's a funny!

Crack up!
Via @Twilight , creator lexalovesyou2

New Wolf Shot LEAKED!!!!

Alex just cracks me up!

Keep it up kid!!!
Via @thealexmeraz.

And THIS is How You Can Follow Us!

Ok so I received a few tweets asking me how to become a member (follow) of this blog.

Here's how its done:

1. Go to www.BreakMyHeadboard.blogspot.com. If you're reading this, you're already at the right place! LOL!!!

2. Find the "Follow" button located on the right column (please see picture below).

3. If a window like this comes up, you're on the right path:

4. From now on all you have to do is click on either of these buttons "Google", "AIM" or "Yahoo". In other words, if you have a GOOGLE, AIM or a YAHOO ACCOUNT, you just have to click where the arrows are pointing. If you don't have any of these email accounts, then just click on the "Create a new Google account" link to create one. It's free and simple! (See below picture).

5. From here on out, all you have to do is follow the instructions given by Blogger.

Members are the only ones eligible for our Twilight Related Giveaways so if you want free stuff, you have to become a member.

Oh and remember that we welcome any suggestions, and if you have a Twilight related story/art joke/video you want to share with us, feel more than welcome to email us at
SilverBullet911@gmail.com and Rpattzpickle@gmail.com.

Thank you so much for visiting us!!!

Popular Demand??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets call it like it is... Popular demand my ASS! Its because it LEAKED!

Just sayin! LOL

Thanks to @Twilight for the update!!

Photography

I have always liked photography. That's no secret to those who know me. There is something about a picture that's just magical to me. I think it amazing how we are able to capture a moment in time... Just like... MAGIC! What's also not a secret (now), is the fact that I LOVE abstract photography. To tell you the truth, I didn't even know it was called "abstract" until Slade started posting his amazing pictures. So here's the thing, I'm not so sure about his (if its even his) wig choice for the Twilight Saga cast, but If there's one thing I'm confident in, is that he can certainly "see" and capture "beauty" with the lens that most people wouldn't be able to appreciate at "plain" sight.

Below are a few of the pictures Slade has posted on Twitpic. Of course... TayTay is part of them.

Grass near "Swan" residence.
A break between takes.
Rain at night.
Shooting in the rain.
The meadow.
Grass from Emily's house location.
Eclipse crew (Lance)
Behind the scenes.
VC mountains.
Eclipse crew.
Taylor doing backflips from a stand still.
Lighting tests with Taylor Lautner.
La Push grass.
Vancouver crabs.

Photos credit to @david_a_slade

"Hello...I'm sorry I didn't get to introduce myself last" post I'm...SilverBullet

Hello all! Thanks TheSlayer for welcoming me to this place. I feel a little out of my element here only because I'm the guest and TheSlayer is against all things <---RoB, but hey we like/love or dislike/hate many things its called OPINIONS. Another thing that you'll notice she's more potty mouth than me. I DONT swear, "No, not at all" -(edward:twilight movie) I have ubber amounts of patience or else i would have said heck no to TheSlayer's invite. So bash away cause I'M READYYYY!!!!!!! LOL. I would like to give a shout out to http://twitter.com/mfoc she is my #1 fan here and she is also an RPattz lover, CHEERS woman!! Plus we have many good tastes in common and we're both Colombian's figure that out. So hope my posts seem entertaining enough and lets get the lead out! Well the silver out, lol. Like this blog? Spread the word. Hopefully the sister blog will be fully operational cause you know I have all the time in the world for both *clears throat* TheSlayer. I work, I write, I tweet and now I blog. Holy cow!!!! way too much, eh, whatever right? Ok I'll be looking forward to comments and new peeps on this blog so off you go my minions spread the word.

Standing Ovation to a New Blog Admin!

I would like to say a big HOLA! to @orcsurf29, a wonderful chick from Florida who accepted to help me with this blog and our NEW blog (in construction) SpeaceHeatersVBloodSuckers. @orcsurf29 is a DEVOTED Rpattz fan (so much for the understatement of the year! lol)

Remember THIS? LOL. No, She's not in this picture!

Me? Well... I simply can't stand the sight of him! Go TeamTayTay!!!!!!

Let's see how the dynamics of this goes! I'm really looking forward to sharing a space with someone of the opponent team!

Let the battle begin!!!!!

Hm!

Can you guess what I thought when I saw this???

Let Me Vent a ‘Lil…

WARNING! EXPLICIT LANGUAGE BELOW!!!

*queue angelic chorus music*

It was a gray rainy morning on July 21, 2009 , when I found out that “Remember Me” would be filming 4 short blocks away from my own personal hell (a/k/a place of work). All hail the rain!!! Bad weather, less fans… No paps pictures on sight. No tweets galore. (Side note: Allow me to send a big wave and and a “HOLLA!” to all those IDIOTS that tweet play by play regarding what’s happening on set. Now… WTF do I care if you’re standing by or on the garbage? Too bad the garbage truck didn’t come and take you with it!). Sorry I got sidetracked. Lets continue… So yeah, all of those factors mentioned before could amount to the so awaited picture with His Majesty (a/k/a Robert Pattinson). YESSSSSS! The one and ONLY! Oooooh the possibilities! One’s GOTS to lurrrrve NYC! So exciting!!!

Clock turns 5:30 p.m. and I jet the hellz outta work! Make it to location in 10 minutes! Lemme tell ya, power walking is a bitch with my old knees but fuck-it! It’s fucking Robert Pattinson dammit! Crickets I hear, CRICKETS! Rpattz has been inside the building for hours, or so I’ve been told. Ok. I’ve got experience in the waiting department after a whole month of 100% stalking (well… 80% to be honest). I can wait! Hours pass by and no sighting. Nothing better than people watching. On a recession like ours, I’ll take as much free entertainment I can get! I start watching the PAs (what does PA stands for anyways? Personal Ass-wipe? Production Asshole? Pricks Anonymous? I could think of a few more but I don’t wanna bore you). Wait. I can’t believe my eyes! Ok, can someone explain to me why in the world would “Rpattz’ Fans” want to take pictures with the HELP? Please explain that to me because I must be stupid or something since I can’t grasp the concept! Ladies! It is NOT cute to look desperate. Nor it is cute to dress like a whore to impress… Hm… who exactly are you trying to “impress” again? Did you know the “Service People” make fun of your sorry ass as soon as you turn around? Yeah, YOU are NOT cool for crushing on the “crew”. Actually, its somewhat embarrassing and really painful to watch. Why are you girls stooping to their level? Which is NOT high at all, let me tell ya. Ever heard of the term “Self Respect”? Maybe you oughta google that! ;-) .

Sorry I totally got off the subject! LOL. Where was I? Oh yes, the waiting patiently. So I’m chilling with a few friends, waiting for His Majesty. Its 10:30-ish p.m. Have I really been waiting here for a whole FIVE hours??? Ok, I’m pathetic. Then again, I had no other plans. I’m a single woman with no kids (and IF I was a mother and crazy enough to do this shit, I would certainly NOT bring my baby all the way from TEXAS or have my 11 year old kid sit on a dirty NYC sidewalk while being rained on (oh how I WISH you’d read this! you TWO crazy ladies know who you are) . Someone should call Child Protective Services on your ASSES!

Sigh. So Rpattz’ car gets moved from the road to inside the building's garage. The garage door is closed so at this point I’m thinking we won't see the ‘lil fucker at all. Yet, the side door to the garage is still open (so I see a ‘lil ray of hope) and...

*queue suspense music*

… I see movement! Staff people are exiting the building through that side door. THIS IS IT!!! THEY ARE COMING OUT!!! We will be able to get a miserable glimpse of Mr. P! Something’s better than nothing, right? Bodyguards start making a “human barricade” between the 25 fans (give or take a few) and the street. OH-MY-WORD!!!! ITS PIERCE BROSNAN!!! All hail 007!!!! Sooo MANLY! Soooo SEXY! Some girls yell his name. He looks at us and I believe he waved too, though my old eyes can’t see well in the darkness and my memory fails me all the time, but its good to imagine he did. His Majesty should follow soon! We wait a couple of minutes. They close the side door to the garage, and this is what we see…






Now... WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT IS THIS!!! No, it’s not a question, it’s a fucking statement!

Watch this…

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Yeah… You SAW (and if I get my hands on the clip, HEARD right!) This idiot had the nerve of: (1) getting in the car without allowing us take a peek, (2) allow the driver to honk the horn before driving away, (3) without even rolling down the stupid fucking window so we could see his nasty ass dirty hair and his scrawny sorry ass pale stubbly face! Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but… he DID chose to be an actor… right? Don’t male actors (the cute ones) get a big chunk of female followers? Isn’t that like… IDK… DEFAULT? Im pretty sure he knew it was a package deal. Didn’t he live that with the whole Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire movie? It’s a given that the fans surrounding him back then were certainly NOT interested in him but in Daniel Radcliff. But still, he SAW what comes with fame. I have to admit, I am very curious to know how is it that PIERCE BROSNAN is able to walk around with MAYBE one bodyguard, smile, take pictures with fans, signal the peace sign for pictures, talks to the homeless and other forms of appreciation, and yet… Robert Pattinson can’t do that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah… so he did “tend” to fans 3 days (prolly not even a 30 minute total in a whole month of filming?), still he never did so completely sober. Always smelling of alcohol and cigarrettes. Makes me wonder… is he really appreciative of the fans, or did "someone" make him come out and go through the dreading process of taking pictures with a handful of girls? Yeah, the same ones that buy his products, ergo, feeding his very mouth and ruining his bloody liver, staining his sodding lungs, paying for all his travels and buying his raggedy clothes!

All I'm saying is this... WE ALL BASICALLY PAY HIS FUCKING BILLS, AND HE CAN'T ROLL DOWN HIS STUPID PASSENGER'S SIDE WINDOW AND WAVE TO US? Oh, Excuse 'a moi Mr. President, I forgot we are just not worthy!

I am making a pact with me, myself and I that from now on I WILL NOT KNOWINGLY PURCHASE ANY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT MERCHANDISE and/or ANY OTHER PRODUCT WHERE ROBERT PATTINSON IS INVOLVED, because if I'm not worthy a push of a button, then he's not worth my hard earned money. Of course I have to exclude the whole Twilight (Movies) thing from this pact, since I've read the books and own the first movie, but besides that, no more "official" Twilight merchandise for me!

GO SUCK IT!