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Random Name Pulled Out of a... Bag!

2009-12-09T11:38:00.000-05:00

Well, even though I DID close this blog, I had already bought a couple of these bracelets for raffle purposes so I'm still doing the raffle.

So... today I will personally write the blog's member's names down and throw them in a bag... Whichever's name I pull out of that bag, will get this:

GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

THE DAY HAS COME...

2009-11-21T08:00:00.000-05:00

All good things must come to an end.

I'm working on my personal blog. This Twilight stuff kinda got outta hand! LOL.

HUGE THANKS to all of those who joined us and laughed with us :-)

STILL TEAM JACOB! TILL THE VERY END!!!

The Wait is Ovah!

2009-11-20T19:00:00.001-05:00

Either you say "It's over" or " It's ovah", it don't matter to me!

For some, the wait was over yesterday. For me, the wait is ovEr TODAY!
If I were a boy, I wouldn't fit in my pants right now!!!
SOOOOO EXITED!!!! YAY!!!!!

ITS HERE! ITS HEEEERRREEEE!!!!!!!

2009-11-20T08:43:00.004-05:00

THE DAY YOU'VE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!

Day 19 Of 20 Days Of New Moon. Today is an AMAZING day for many....

2009-11-19T18:00:00.006-05:00

Some of you, like france and other foreign countries either saw the New Moon movie already or are about to experience it today. I (and many others like me) am going to see the special previewing tonight at 12:07 am in the US. I will try and keep all of you posted by tweeting with the before and after. I will be your guide so to speak into the frenzy that is the Twi-fandom from Long Island, NY. I will post my reviews on the movie later since there's no way I will have the strength to post after the movie. My Body will be exhausted from trying not to jump at Edward through the screen *swoon*. Don't worry I won't spoil it for those not so dedicated twi-fans. I will post my reviews after the 22nd which should be good enough time for you guys to watch this awesomeness that is New Moon. To those going at midnight in Deer Park, NY. Maybe I'll catch you there. To the rest enjoy it, which ever team your on. I know I will. GO TEAM EDWARD!!!!!! *WARNING* there are some of you out there that won't see this movie until possibly Febuary if this is the case don't read my review unless you have seen the bootleg version or you just don't give a damn. *looks at watch* HOLY ROBWARD!!!!! I gotta get going or I won't have dibbs on the good seats *wink* See ya laterz

Don't Get Me Upset!

2009-11-19T00:01:00.003-05:00

TODAY is THE day for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can almost TASTE it!!!!

Day 18 Of 20 Days of New Moon

2009-11-18T15:00:00.004-05:00

Oh my god!!!! I'm heading out to NY today to have a pint with Rob and friends. Yeah I wish. But I am going gonna touch down around 8:30 ish. Settle in and prepare myslef for the city and for the movie!!!!! YAY It would be like what?....40 something ours left till I see this monstrosity? I don't know. But I will be tweeting quite a lot so if your following I hope I don't bore you if your not, S'ok you can if you want to.

Missed yesterday's here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-17-of-20-days-of-new-mooncan-you.html

Well to tide you over here are two scans and as always my op. on it.

So how does a film convey the lost months in Bella's world? Simple, by having her sit in a chair moping and making the camera twirl around the room a couple of times and watching the seasons change in her window. SWEET. It is simple yet oh so smart. I wouldn't want them to drag her dispare out either so keeping it short, quiet and depressing = WIN, WIN aaaannnd WIN. And yes the window is way bigger than it is in Twilight. They had to do that so Lassie...I mean Jacob could pounce through the window and give us a better view of the seasonal change. Great idea overall lets see how it will look like on the BIG screen...... *clears throat* ....tomorrow. EEEEK!!!!

Day 17 Of 20 days Of New Moon...Can You Feel The Excitment?

2009-11-17T16:40:00.007-05:00

So its day 17 and....wait hold the phone!!!!! 17???? That means *gasp* AHHHH!!!! Two more days until I see New Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow I will be heading to NY to have a better chance at seeing my boy friend Rob hee hee. It will be monumentally, gigantically, OMGified and AWESOME. Rob love I'm on my way. Ok on with New Moon. Did anyone catch the premiere last night???? Wasn't the cast just the sweetest ever? Especially Rob with that winner. Aww.

Missed Day 15 & 16 with all this commotion? Here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-15-and-16-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html *16 minutes of new moon footage*

That should have been ME!!! Just sayin'. No she had a sad sappy story...if she didn't it would have been so ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!

Day 15 and 16 Of The 20 Days Of New Moon!!!!

2009-11-15T10:30:00.003-05:00

So originally I was going to put 15 minutes of uninterupted New Moon but I stumbled upon more clips and it grew to 16 minutes!!!!! So here is my prezzy to you all for being great to me, @theslayer and @RPattzDivine.This is so epic for me I'm making it my Double Holy Shizz feature, enjoy!!! I certainly have:

Missed day 14? Here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-14-last-weekend.html

@SliverBullet sings "On the 16th day of New Moon my true love gave to me: 16 minutes of New Moon. 15 minutes of so much awesome, 14 minutes of lots of action, 13 minutes of Bella moping,12 minutes of Jacob being sweetness, 11 minutes of OMGness, 10 minutes of "I can't take this", 9 minutes of "when is this thing gonna come out" 8 minutes of combustion, 7 minutes of DIED, 6 minutes of panty melting hotness, 5 minutes of "can I have you puppies Paul?", 4 minutes of a break up , 3 minutes of making out, 2 minutes of Oh My Edward , And 1 really cool minute of the city of Volterra!!!!!" -Yes I'm losing it....

New Moon Fan Trailer

2009-11-14T20:54:00.001-05:00

Straight from my FAVORITE TWIGUY @ow_papercut

You gotta love it!

Day 14: Last Weekend!!!!!!!

2009-11-14T19:19:00.006-05:00

OMG in words of Michael Jackson, THIS IS IT! ... The wait is over, this is the last weekend before the pandemonium takes our lives (well actually it took me a while ago!!!).

If you missed the pandemonium 12 and 13, here is: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-12-and-13enjoy-as-pandemonium.html

I read last night that Stephanie included to the Volturi family at the last moment in the history by suggestion of her mother because in her initial plan they were not there. So from here a big THANK YOU dear Stephanie's mother!

Why? Because without the Volturi family, we did not have the privilege of seeing the majestic Michael Sheen's performance...

would not have the pleasure of seeing in this franchise to the handsome Charlie, Jamie and Daniel ...

I can not wait to see the whole film, but all Montepulciano final scene is something that has me quite excited because mixes perfectly the action and the romanticism! Besides it is time that we will be able to see a shirtless Edward: YAY!

I have many expectations in this movie and hope and know that they are not going to disappoint me!

Yeap the WAIT IS OVER!!!!

Oh C'mon!

2009-11-13T14:49:00.002-05:00

Give me a break Mattell! I mean... I'm loving the fact that Jakebie is all ripped and shirtless and shit, but... Really???

When Is THIS Gonna Hit the Stores?!?!?

2009-11-13T12:56:00.000-05:00

I fucking want it!

I Thought This Was Pretty Cool

2009-11-13T12:34:00.002-05:00

But why the FUCK whoever did this didn't do one of the Wolfpack?!?!

HMPH!

Day 12 and 13....Enjoy As The Pandemonium Erupts!!!!!!

2009-11-13T08:52:00.005-05:00

Day 12 and 13, another double featurette! So if today is the 13th day then that means...........7 days left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and 6 days till I see it?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *fans self* OK I need a tranquilizer STAT! *runs to New Moon overload preparedness kit (NMOPK)* Ok I'm back, wow it's getting intense the closer the movie creeps up on us. I don't know how much I'm going to be able to stand this. There has to be some way to get my major fix! Maybe....just maybe there is. Keep looking at the post I have something yummy for you guys coming up in a few days. Trust me you'll love it.

Missed Days 10&11? Here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-10-and-11-oh-how-juicy.html

So production crews are like the wizards behind the curtain. They plan and capture every look every move and we are blessed with wonderful footage. Read on.... What would take these guys 14 to 15 hours of hard work only gives us 2 minutes to watch. Crazy I know! You have to remember though, that its not just "ok you stand here and you over here. Action!" its more of a process. They have to rig and position their equipment just right so they can film in any angle necessary and keep the rest of the equipment out of the shot. Then they have to ready the actors on their marks and the actors themselves have to deliver smoothly or you'll get the "cut". Once everything is shot they have to go back and make sure they didn't miss anything or that they got "the perfect shot" and what does all this shooting and re-shooting give us? This:

HOT FUCKING DAMN!!!

2009-11-12T22:58:00.003-05:00

I LOVE THAT "I'MA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT" LOOK!
I don't need convincing, baby! I'm AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL YOURS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOORK IT!

Day 10 and 11 Oh How Juicy!!!

2009-11-11T17:08:00.005-05:00

Well since I had zero time yesterday getting my secret something ready for a future post it totally skipped my mind to do a countdown post!!! Ooops...sorry. No matter here ya go what I call a Double Feature....LOL!!!! Let's use our heads now if today is day 11 then that means.......EEEEEKKKK!!!! 9 DAYS TILL I NEED A HEART TRANSPLANT.

Missed Day 9? here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-9-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

I just loved this Fan made trailer. It was made months ago before any official trailers had come out. The music fit perfect for the scenes.

I know, I know its twilight but this vid totally cracks me up and I had to add this. LMAO!!! clean up on aisle 3!!!!!.......LOL!!!

TV Spot Devotion makes Eddie poo seem ever more dreamy yumm.

Holy Lord!!!! Rob's accent.... DIED DIED DIED DIED DIED!!!!!!!!

Have I Totally Lost It?

2009-11-11T10:32:00.000-05:00

Is it me or does Jakey looks a lil sexy on this picture???

Listen, I KNOW he's a doll! Made out of plastic and all. I am NOT totally bananas (or at least refuse to admit that), but...

C'mon! Can you see what I see????

I'm freaking out! lol

NEW MOON TV Spot - "Battle"

2009-11-10T17:37:00.008-05:00

Why the hell I've to wait until 27 to see New Moon! I think that these 7 days of difference are going to kill me!!!! FML

Morning Funnies

2009-11-10T09:44:00.000-05:00

Hmph!!!

2009-11-10T08:25:00.000-05:00

I shake him up and there's nothing in his pockets???

Bummer!

Tay on Health Mag

2009-11-09T21:30:00.000-05:00

Sometimes They Just Can't Help Themselves

2009-11-09T19:57:00.005-05:00

Last night my friend, her husband and I were supposed to go to this Comedy Central taping BUT traffic was such a BITCH that we never made it to the show. It was time for plan B. FOOD, my dear friends, never disappoints! So we headed to this yummylicious puertorican restaurant that i know and LOVE, for delicious pina coladas and amazing food!

Aaaaaaaaaaanyways... I pulled my lils out of my purse and placed them on the table so they could join the conversation.

Then... All of the sudden...And my guess is that GayBert fell a lil left out cause this is the next thing I saw!

You should have seen the look on the waitress when she returned to get the check!

*Giggles*

Priceless I tell you... PRICELESS!

Here Ya Go!

2009-11-09T13:17:00.003-05:00

So a big FUCK YOU to those $30 PLASTIC bottles being sold at cafeexpress!!!

Here's aluminum ones for only $9.99!!!

Buy IT here -- > https://newmoonbottles.com/mdscart/viewcart/1/

Half Naked Canines!

2009-11-09T10:36:00.006-05:00

Just cause we all like a lil eye candy (or in this case a whole lot of it).

Make sure you got yer bibs on!

*click on every picture for HUGENESS*

WolfPack Deliciousness

2009-11-09T10:33:00.004-05:00

Just watch. I'm feeling too lazy to type anything witty or funny.

Reading Is Good!

2009-11-09T09:55:00.004-05:00

Can someone tell me why in the hell they tagged TayTay's poster but didn't tag the two retards' one???

Anyways... Look at TayTay's GUNS!!!!

*Melts*

TayTay's poster is $16. You can buy it

here -- > http://www.alastore.ala.org/detail.aspx?ID=2807

Wanna read some info about this, click on picture below:
*UPDATED* THANKS @CandyKizzeS24 FOR UNTAGGING!!!

Day 9 Of 20 Days Of New Moon

2009-11-09T09:03:00.006-05:00

Only 11 days left till we all scream our heads off!!! So lately I've been excited about the movie...you know the "almost almost almost" chant has escaped my lips a few times, I'll admit that. But yesterday watching a certain clip got me so revved for this movie I almost had an ANXIETY ATTACK!!!!! Needless to say I had to stop watching it but while I write this post I will attempt to finish watching it and then upload it on here. *sigh* I hope I don't give myself a heart attack.....

In case you missed yesterday's post here ya go Day 8:

http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-8-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

Yup....I got ecstatic again!!!!!!!!! Its times like these I'm glad I bought my ticket for the midnight showing on the 19th. If I could have, I would have traveled to the UK to watch it the 18th but that's way too much money that I don't have. So I must conform to the 19th. So while some of you want to wait till the 20th and some even have more restraint to wait till after that weekend, I can't. So technically my countdown would be "10 days left!!!!" I loved the parts when Kristen practices her punch, so it was a punch and not a smack! Hmm, that brings up that goof again: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-6-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

Happy Monday Wolfies!

2009-11-09T08:11:00.000-05:00

The ideas never cease to come! One way or the other, something comes up! I have a bunch of these funnies saved up but there are no enough hours in one day to have them all come up at once!

Well... hope you enjoy this one!

Day 8 Of 20 Days Of New Moon!

2009-11-08T11:24:00.008-05:00

We go on with the 8th Day! That means... yes, only 12 days remain!!! Twelve, a number that corresponds to each of these 12 months that we've been waiting for New Moon, since Twilight premiered... YAY!!!

If you missed day 7: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-7-of-20-days-of-new-moon_07.html

Let's talk about the scene of the birthday and the break-up again, yes again, because for me these two chapters are the key to the whole NM story. The person that's reading this part of the story and seeing this scene, that doesn't feel a bit miserable and crushed, is very insensitive or their heart is in the wrong place.

You have heard the phrase "small details make the difference" well, I think that Bella never imagined that a simple paper cut would change her life completely.

According to Newton's law: "Every action has a reaction" but c'mon Edward! Did you have to be so drastic! Seriously, when I was reading "The End" all I thought was: damn you Edward! (P.S. In this moment I went from being 100% Team Edward to 50%)

Edward don't do it!

And of course he's a vampire, but is still a man who believes that like them, we have a reset button with which we can forget everything:

Yeah sure, you're the love of my life, my reason to exist, but starting tomorrow it will be as if you never existed... easy!

P.S. Obviously after everything I forgave him and I'm 100% Team Edward again.

Anya was inspired by the break-up scene to write this song:

'Satellite Heart' Anya Marina

I'm Not Gonna Comment On That

2009-11-08T11:23:00.000-05:00

This chick is pretty funny.

Giggles start at 2:20 and Cuteness at 2:43 and HILLARIOUSNESS at 3:30!

Somethings Wrong...

2009-11-08T10:21:00.000-05:00

Yet sooooooo RIGHT!And THIS is your Sunday laugh!
I'm Loving it!

Lovebirds...

2009-11-08T00:29:00.001-05:00

Aren't they oh-so-cute?

TwiCrazyness in Times Square

2009-11-07T21:55:00.020-05:00

I've heard stories about camping out of studios, concert venues, stores... Whatever! I would never do something like that, I said. Those people are insane, I said. I'm too old for that shit, I said.

Well... I guess I'll have to swallow back all that shit ME SAID, cause this one right here slept on the streets last night... BY FUCKIN CHOICE nonetheless!

Crazy, eh? Yeah... CRAZY INDEED!

If there's something I love about this whole Twilight Possession/Obsession is that somehow it has made me do crazy shit. That said, lets get on with this post...

First things first! I began to have my well bought fun with my lil friends:

No people, we didn't make any money. Then again, that was NOT the purpose of this AMAZING work of art. So simple yet so efficient! What was the point of it all? To have all those nosy tourists shut the fuck up. It's a free country, right? So since they felt so free to bother me (and my homeless-by-choice neighbors) with their OH-SO-ANNOYING-REPETITIVE QUESTIONING, I also have the right to mentally flip the bird and shuv this sign on their faces. Nobody wants to give their hard earned money away so... They asked... They read... They walked away! Beautiful! IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM! Well... at least it worked while I was holding it! LOL!

I'm so framing this!

Times Square NM product appearance

At one point early in the night, I felt the urge to pee so I went inside the store to use their toilet! :-)

Oh... I had to make a pit stop first, I mean, I had to pee but I could hold it for a minute or two. Camera in hand, I speed-ran towards the New Moon merch section.

I'm going back to take better pictures of this.

Vroom, Vroom!

Cute couple!

Never thought I'd take a picture of a store's bathroom... Then again, never in my life did I think I'd be sleeping inside a tent on the sidewalk of NASTY ASS TOURIST TRAP that is Time Square.

So now that my body is drained... grandma's tired! Lets do this!
Next day! 6am!!! Time to wake up, clean up our shit and be ready to walk into the store, spend $50 on bad quality merch, all for a chance to have Kellan and Nikky a couple feet away. I'm telling you Sumshit, you NEED to give us better quality products! These fuckin t-shirts as cute as they are, will for sure rip appart after a first wash! They are already see through for heavens sake!

NUFF SAID!

I need a drink!
All that annoyance to get this fuckin golden ticket!

Now all I'm hoping for is... That the schedule STAYS the same and they don't change the cast members that are scheduled to appear @ the store on the 19th! The fuckin ticket SAYS its Kellan AND Nikki so they better deliver cause if they don't, after all that shit I went through... Ima SUE somebody!

Did I say I need A drink? Make that a whole bottle please! Thank you!

The end BITCHES! The end!

*UPDATE*
I just fuckin read the fine print on that fucking ticket stating that the event is "subject to change". Ima fuckin go thru a NASTY ass transformation if when the day comes, all I find are the stupid humans from the saga! I'm already boiling just from thinking about it!!!!!!

I Love Presents!

2009-11-07T21:40:00.005-05:00

Awww... so today I wake up and what is the very first think I do? Run to the bathroom to pee! Right after that, I headed back to my room, sat on my comfy bed and turn on my computer.

What a WONDERFUL surprise to have found this!
A very warming THANKS and tripple product placement! ALL-IN-ONE! Priceless!!!!

Very nice of you @OW_PaperCut !!! Thank YOU for participating and making me laugh! Pretty kooky PeterPan!

Day 7 Of 20 Days Of New Moon!

2009-11-07T17:26:00.002-05:00

REASON TO NOT CELEBRATE A BIRTHDAY!

Hi! is me: RPattzDivine, this is my first post so please be kind! The countdown for New Moon continues! if you missed the Day 6 post here it is:
http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-6-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

The reasons I was so certain were that, first, I was standing in a bright shaft of sunlight…and second, I was looking at my Grandma Marie… ~Bella

"Bella!"
…I didn't have to look to know who it was; this was a voice I would know anywhere–know, and respond to, whether I was awake or asleep… or even dead… Edward. ~Bella

I raised the hand that wasn't wrapped around Edward's waist and reached out to touch her. She mimicked the movement exactly, mirrored it. But where our fingers should have met, there was nothing but cold glass…
With a dizzying jolt, my dream abruptly became a nightmare.
There was no Gran.
That was me. Me in a mirror. Me–ancient, creased, and withered. ~Bella

Well, in Bella circumstances I would not want to celebrate a birthday...
Its understandable, her feeling of not wanting to grow old, because is not a vain thought of wanting to "look" younger than her boyfriend. Its the fact that every day that passes its one less that she will be together with the person that she loves...

Or what do you think?

Of course if my "friends" wished me a happy birthday as well:

*sigh*

Bad Jake!

Maybe I would not mind grow old for a moment! hahahaha

OH YESSSSSSSS

2009-11-06T13:44:00.000-05:00

BOTHERED Requests!!!

2009-11-06T13:02:00.010-05:00

The Naughties are at it again, and this time is not about sex!

(AWWW, sucks! I know, I know! lol)

One Gayward SPLIT! Coming up!

Can't bite ME now, BITCH!

Thanks BUNCHES to @thewolveswithin and @ziomy03 your ideas ROCKED!

Day 6 Of 20 Days Of New Moon!

2009-11-06T11:00:00.001-05:00

So the countdown continues! How many times have you watched the trailers already? Like a zillion times probably. Aren't they starting to lose their luster a bit? Hmm maybe I can fix that. Stay tuned to this countdown and check to see what I have in store for you. Something special is brewing and I'll post it soon. I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as I have! Missed last post? Here ya go: http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-5-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

“You smell just exactly the same as always. So maybe this is hell. I don’t care. I’ll take it.” - Edward Cullen

So, ok I'm going to deviate a bit and talk about New Moon and Eclipse I'm sure all of you have seen this scene

Now watch it again around 00:20 mark.

My HUGE question is if Bella hits/smacks Paul and nothing happens to her pretty little hand then doesn't that omit the passages in the book Eclipse? Still don't follow? Ok here are parts of Eclipse:

I smacked his shoulder. It hurt my hand. “Jacob Black, don’t you ever do that again! Promise me you won’t.” Chapter 6 pg. 74 (I think)

I pulled my arm back and then let it snap forward, punching him in the mouth with as much power as I could force out of my body. There was a crunching sound.

“Ow!OW! ” I screamed, frantically hopping up and down in agony while I clutched my hand to my chest. It was broken, I could feel it.

Jacob stared at me in shock. “Are you all right?”

“No, dammit!You broke my hand! ” Chapter 15 pg. 189 (I think)

So both times she felt pain in hitting Jacob, but she felt no pain smacking Paul? You know she had to hit him pretty hard. It looks like it, anyway. New Moon goof or storyline change? I'd love to see your comments on this one.

I Am Bound

2009-11-05T15:20:00.005-05:00

Why YES, yes you are... Gagged AND bound!... BITCH!

Whattayasay?

Day 5 Of 20 Days Of New Moon

2009-11-05T13:30:00.008-05:00

Wait a sec? Only 15 days left???? *runs to take a Xanax* Phew ok I'm calm now. So how about you, bouncing of the walls yet with anticipation? No? Liars, ALL of YOU.....LOL!! That's right 15 days until...GASP!! the movie we've all been waiting for. I'm trying to pump your veins with tiny doses of heroin here to ease your jitters, I hope it's working and not actually making you more insane, LOL!!! In case you missed the last post here, Day 4 - http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-4-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

“You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?” - Jacob Black

“Vampires don’t count as people.” - Jacob Black

“I’m sort of used to weird by this point, you know.” - Bella Swan

“Bye, Bella. I really hope you don’t die.” Jacob Black

“Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the vampires left town. But you have to start hanging out with the first monsters you can find.” - Alice Cullen

“What did you think you were going to find? I mean, besides me dead? Did you expect to find me skipping around and whistling showtunes? You know me better than that.” - Bella Swan

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"One of the few scenes that translates into the movie is Bella's dream sequence in which she sees Edward, "lovely and forever seventeen" as Meyer wrote, and herself as an old woman. Translating that into screenplay terms was a matter of "just paring down," according to Rosenberg. But the screenwriter had to interpret the book for a visual medium, which was why she decided to make Edward's voice in Bella's head and make it visual. The introduction of the "apparition" would become emotional and visual underpinning for one of the major story points. In the novel, Edward's warning voice echoes in Bella's head during a night in the Town of Port Angeles, when she walks past four young men (recalling another Port Angeles visit in Twilight when four men threatened her). For the screenplay, Rosenberg gave those four men some motorcycles. "this Was the first moment that the apparition of Edward the protector comes forward and, for cinematic reasons, it needed to be a more significant moment; it was not enough for her to just walk up to these guys, we wanted Bella to do something dangerous," Rosenberg explained. "I added the motorcycles, because she does this reckless thing and rides on one of the motorcycles, but motorcycles will also become an important part of her relationship with Jacob. It works really well because the motorcycles from Port Angeles stay in her head, as that was the situation that pushed Edward to appear. It's a visual touchstone" -Mark Gotta Vez

Ohhhh!!!!! I get it now you totally added a scene that's not in the book so Bella's reason for choosing the bikes later on make more sense than just, "hmm let me find something reckless....oh look some old motorbikes, they look dangerous. Maybe if I can get them to work and try to kill myself somehow Edward will appear!" Nice touch there Rosenberg. So now it will be a kind of, "Oh motorbikes! Last time I rode one, Edward showed up...if I get them fixed he'll show up again!" I bet Stephanie Meyer probably smacked her forehead and said "that makes totally more sense than the crap I wrote!" Don't worry Steph we still love your version too. - SilverBullet

Twilight Overload!

2009-11-05T13:00:00.000-05:00

Is THIS too crazy?

Whatever!

THUD

2009-11-05T12:49:00.003-05:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I'M ALL WET NOW!

I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!!

2009-11-05T11:43:00.006-05:00

Lately my trips to the mailroom have been cockblocked by coworkers and let me tell you this... I'm not a happy camper!

Anyways...

I left lil Gayward (along with some lubricant on paper) with the mail room guys and told them to do something with it.

This... is what they came up with...

Looks like they shuved lil gayward in the copy machine! lol. Yah... Kinda lame but what can you expect from a 4 MALE crew!

They just don't get it!

Needless to say... If I want something done right, I have to do it myself!

Sigh!

Ok...

2009-11-05T08:52:00.002-05:00

So I tore him apart in two pieces... QUICK! SOMEONE! BUILD A FIRE!!!!

The Naughties

2009-11-04T20:02:00.007-05:00

Ooooh yeah baby! We have a new section up in this bitch! Hahaaaa!!! I'd like to welcome "The Naughties" to my lil Twilight bubble.

I'd also like to give thanks to @ziomy03 for helping develop this idea :-)

I have been taking requests regarding the destruction of GAYWARD for the "Bothered" entries and @thewolveswithin came up with the fantabulous idea of having Gayward catch "Bells and Jake in an "interesting" position..."

Well dear @thewolveswithin , it is DAMN hard to make these very fun action figures be in "interesting positions". You know what we should all request for the next batch of dolls? FLEXIBLE LEGS!!!! If the manufacturers make them in a way that we can sit them down... I'd have a fuckin par-tay! Hahaaa...

Ok, so this is what I came up with (which is amazing because it fits "The Naughties" theme AND the "Bothered" theme...
Whatcha think? Whatcha think????

Tee-heeeee!!!

Im Sorry...

2009-11-04T18:42:00.004-05:00

But if you think this is "cool" OR in any way shape and/or form "OK"... Then YOU'RE A PIG TOO!

Click on picture for BIGGIE

Not cause one hates to do laundry means you don't have to do it. This PIG has NASTY-STINKY-SUMMERSWEATTY-DIRTY laundry in boxes in a corner of his room. This shit's been dirty for MONTHS! "Remember Me" wrapped up in AUGUST for heaven's sakes! Is it not November??? If he ain't gon do laundry, he should have someone do his laundry or if he doesn't like that idea, then he should throw that shit out! THAT SAYS A LOT OF SOMEONES HYGIENE!

Ok, excuse me while I fucking run to the bathroom and hurl my breakfast, lunch AND dinner!

Fuckin Turn Already!!!

2009-11-04T14:59:00.003-05:00

Will ya?!?!?!?

Thankyoumuch!

Thanks @chimaera2009

Day 4 Of 20 Days Of New Moon

2009-11-04T13:00:00.006-05:00

Here ya go Twilighters Day 4 of The New Moon countdown 16 Days left...are you still alive? LOL!!! then check this out. As always if you missed the last posts here,

Day 3 - http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-3-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

“Why are you apologizing for bleeding?” - Jacob Black

“Did you know, you’re sort of beautiful?” - Bella Swan

“This is nothing personal, let me assure you, Bella. Just thirst.” - Laurent

“If you want to blame someone, why don’t you point your finger at those filthy, reeking bloodsuckers that you love so much?” - Jacob Black

The moment is so close I can taste it!!!!! YUMM......

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""On a movie of this scope, you want someone who understands action and stunts and special effects, but that is secondary to someone who understands emotion and story" Giallian Bohrer explained. "Chris (Weitz) has made emotional movies, and he knows, on a technical level, how to work with effects, because he made The Golden Compass...Chris is a very focused, decisive, calm person who stepped into something with very little time. I never once heard him raise his voice. With everything being thrown at him, he just took it all in and figured it out.""Erik Feig and I both knew Chris Weitz had a comfort level with him," add Wyck Godfrey. "he's a writer and a director who understands character and has adapted literature, so remaining faithful to a book is just part of his genetic makeup. Secondly he could handle the siz of this movie and its visual effects demands, like he had done in The GoldenCompass"" - Mark Gotta Voz

He was a perfect choice as we all can tell by the snippets that have trickled from the top. The visuals and the characters stand out just as much as they do in the book. I for one am glad that he was chosen and agreed to do this movie. Could you have pictured anyone else directing this movie now? I can't. Bravo Chris, from what we have seen you have done a wonderful job of taking the world we have pictured in our minds and put it on film gracefully. *Standing O with a round of applause* - Silverbullet

I Dont Know What This Is...

2009-11-04T11:58:00.005-05:00

But I sure like where its going!!!

Why Do People Enjoy Making a FOOL Out of Themselves?

2009-11-04T08:17:00.001-05:00

Well... I don't know and on this specific matter, I really don't care.

WARNING!!! COVER YOUR EARS WHEN REACHING 4:18!!!!!!

As long as these people keep me entertained...
ITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL GUUUUUUUD!

Day 3 of 20 Days of New Moon

2009-11-03T18:30:00.003-05:00

Here we go! Only 17 days until we combust.... Missed the last two posts? Here you go,

Day 1 - http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/welcome-to-20-days-of-new-moon-day-1.html

Day 2 - http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/day-2-of-20-days-of-new-moon.html

“Of course, I’ll always love you ... in a way. But what happened the other night made me realize that it’s time for a change. Because I’m ... tired of pretending to be something I’m not, Bella. I’m not human.” - Edward Cullen

“It will be as if I’d never existed.” - Edward Cullen

“She just keeps saying ‘He’s gone.’” - Sam Uley

“Are you suicidal?” Jessica Stanley

Can you say....PAUL IS HOT!!!! ? Grr baby grrr... eeeekk!!!! Ok back to the other side of the fence MMMMmmm Edward....*drools*

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"The production demands of adapting New Moon were considerable. In the story, fresh prominence is given to Jacob Black, the young native Quileute who helps Bella start to ignore the emotional space left by Edward's absence, and who is also revealed as one of a pack of shape-shifting wolves. Bella is harassed by the vengeful vampires of Twilight, Laurent and Victoria, and ultimately journeys to Italy to save Edward and face the Volturi, the ancient society of vampires that govern the shadowy vampire world. During their separation, Bella hears Edward's voice in her head whenever she is in danger, but in the movie Edward manifests as a visual "apparition". All these plotlines and story points would require extensive computer graphics (CG) and digital visual effects work.....the guiding light for New Moon was to make everything as real as possible. "One of the most lauded aspects of Stephanie Meyer's books is their realism" Godfery noted. "You have vampires, but even then, they go to high school! So, to shoot New Moon like 300 (movie) wouldn't work for the audience who loves the books. We couldn't have done Italy on stage, we had to go to a real location to have that square that's described in the novel. A stage set wouldn't have given us that same sense of reality, or given the audience the feeling of being taken to a place they'd never been before." - Mark Gotta Vaz.

I believe that as well, when most movies are done, the one's that are shot on location suck you in more than something computerized. The more realistic the more you feel like you're there with these characters. When you watch this movie and you walk with Bella and Edward throught the woods and he tells her "goodbye" you almost want to reach out and smack him and say, "what the heck is you're problem you love her, she loves you, get over it!" When you see Bella's journey to the meadow and confront Laurent, you want to pull her with you and run the other way. Realism is GREAT!!! Realism makes you feel like you're a part of the movie, whether you're Bella, or you're watching it from right next to her or from the movie theater. - Silverbullet

A Lil Sumthin Sumthin for Both Teams

2009-11-03T16:04:00.003-05:00

So Team GayWard has been complaining that I've been doing all these horrible things to GayWard and nothing to Jakey. Well, last Friday I took them both to party with me. At one point in the night, I just got tired of these two bickering inside my purse so I decided to whip'em out and let them have at it!
Um... THIS is not exactly what I had in mind, but... Whatever works for them.

Looks like Ken is NOT the only one that likes long stiff ones!

LMFAO!!!

Cue Angel Chorus

2009-11-03T15:29:00.001-05:00

Thank you "Secret Sender" !!!

Video

2009-11-03T15:16:00.001-05:00

Plain and simple

Just. Press. Play!

I Love Hot Pockets

2009-11-03T10:07:00.006-05:00

Hungry anyone?

Well, check THIS out!

What the FUCK is this you ask?

Well my dear blogfreinds, this is Bella's womb! Yes, you read right... BELLA'S FUCKING WOMB! That lil white thing in the middle is cute lil fetus Reneesme! Teeheeee.

Some wicked mind came up with this very funny yet disturbing "arts" and "craft" project. I mean, how do even come up with an idea like this?

So... Waddayathink?

Tuesday Giggles

2009-11-03T09:59:00.003-05:00

Sorry... I just can't let this go! AND since it IS MY blog, I can talk about it however many times I want!

How GLORIOUS is THAT!

Ok now... You need to click this pic so you can read its contents cause well... Thats what this blog entry is about.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Well... If something terrible happens to all the TP factories, panic no more! We will always have... TWILIGHT!!! LOL!

Now hows THAT for horror!

OMG PEOPLE!!!

2009-11-02T22:59:00.003-05:00

I WAS ONLY KIDDING AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!

ROLLINGONTHEFUCKINGFLOORPEEINGONMYFUCKINSELF!!!!!!!!!
Guess its time for me to grab some of this TP and wipe! hahahahaaaa

What....

2009-11-02T22:52:00.002-05:00

SERIOUSLY?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!!GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

I'm still waiting for my Edward Toilet Paper!!!
I wanna wipe my ass with something sparkly!

Can I SMACK Him?!?!?

2009-11-02T22:47:00.002-05:00

Well done Kstew!!! I am very proud of you. AND you actually looked pretty cute saying red carpet in spanish! (alfombra roja)

But, CAN I FUCKIN SMACK TAYTAY FOR NOT EVEN TRYING!

OOOOOH I'M IRKED!!!

OH-MAH-GAWD!!!

2009-11-02T20:01:00.006-05:00

Apparently I just can't leave these two alone!

Imagine my surprise (a happy one of course) when I arrived home from work to find these two... well... see for yourself!

Yeah! Steamy eh?

Guess they were in a hurry cause they didnt even bother to take off their clothes! LOL!

Jake! Bella! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CANDID CAMERA!!!

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE BABIES!!!

Lets Have Fun With GAYWARD!

2009-11-02T19:37:00.007-05:00

Yes my dear friends! I am now accepting requests!!!

Send me your ideas and If they are good and make me giggle (I have to like it of course, if it sucks, its a no-go!), I will make sure GAYWARD has a taste or your creativity! I will of course give credit where/when credit is due and will mention you and your blog (if you have one).

I've been having my own good ol fun with my new toys!

How about you join the party!

Day 2 Of The 20 Days Of New Moon!!!!

2009-11-02T14:26:00.005-05:00

Here we are at day two of the New Moon Movie countdown, only 18 days left until all twilighter fans finally get there dose of heroin. If you missed yesterdays click here http://breakmyheadboard.blogspot.com/2009/11/welcome-to-20-days-of-new-moon-day-1.html

“... never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. Not even the reflection in the mirror.” - Carlisle Cullen

I love the beginning of this, clearly the age of Bella is an issue in the Cullen family. Emmett's comment is meant as a joke but Edward clearly knows how bella feels at that moment about being older so he gives Emmett the "Really? So not funny right now man" look. And Bella's "truck' comment? Priceless.

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Although Catherine Hardwicke was not asked to be the director of the scond film she was praised highly for her "amazing foundation" of the saga.

"The development is about figuring out how to put a movie together. From a filmmaker's point of view, you need to know you have the raw material, and Catherine gave us an amazing foundation.We have an amazing cast, which Cathrine put together. She was a vital part of getting this going"

She was indeed, even though many, including me, have thought that Twilight should be remade. But in all honesty I probably wouldn't want it changed much. It was the beginning, what made us all more hooked on the saga. Catherine had a great way of viewing things. She wanted to have winter and she got it. Everything looked cold, winter-like. I loved what Catherine thought Edward should look like, minus the long hair of course. Her choice for the cast was perfectly made in my opinion. The reason why many think it should be remade was because this second movie is brighter more earthy, but thats how it should be, considering it has to do with mythical creatures that blend in with the woods. Thank you Catherine hardwicke for getting me into The Twilght Saga. - Silverbullet

Google It!

2009-11-02T12:25:00.009-05:00

Well, GayWard demanded it, and I complied.

I was curious as to what GoogleWorld thought of not the Twilight characters but the people that play them. You know... The actors themselves.

It certainly didnt surprise me how many negatives are addressed to Rpatz and Kstew. Glad to know I'm not the only one that thinks those things about those two! lol

TOTALLY agree! WITH THE CIRCLED ONES! lol

Haters! Sigh!

~cough~

Very well then... Now I got curious about what GoogleWorld thinks about the three main characters of Twilight.

*insert screeching tires sound here!* Edward Cullen is ... REAL???

Awww... But Jakey is just a puppy. PLUS, he was only a lil annoying cause Bella was SUPER annoying! Someone needed to return the favor,ya know? LOL

Mary Sue??? WTF???

So... Whatcha think? lol

Twilight Barbie? LOL!

2009-11-02T12:06:00.003-05:00

LOL!!! So I went to check my yahoo email today and I RARELY look at the "Popular Searches" section but for some reason I looked at it today and ...

TWILIGHT BARBIE IS NUMBER ONE!!! LMFAO!!!

Yes my friends! Not TayTay, Not GayBert, but fuckin TwiBie!!!!

There goes the Monday giggles! You've been served! Haaaaaa

Vanity Fair

2009-11-01T18:38:00.008-05:00

My GAWD this goes AGAINST my will, but fuck it! I feel like I have to do it.

No I have NOT changed my mind, I STILL think Rpattz is a DOUCHY ASSHOLE! but here... grab these pics and use them as wall paper, or toilet paper, I don't really care!

Some of these pics are HUGE! Click on them!!! HAPPY SAVING!!! and don't forget to upload on your twitpics!!! YAY!!!

ALL CREDIT GOES TO Bruce Weber (Photographer)!!!

Thanks @CandyKizzeS24 for detaggin the pics. Those tags are sooo UGLY! You did an AWSOME job and I thank you on behalf of my blog partner (even tho she has no idea I'm doing this! LOL!)

OK... IMA GO PUKE NOW!

JACOB CUPCAKES!!!!

2009-11-01T18:17:00.004-05:00

Jersians! NYkers!!!! Now you can have a REAL bite of Jake!!!!
I wanna DEVOUR it!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to @Chococat2523 for the info and the delicious pics!!!!
FIND THE CUPCAKES HERE!!! @sweet_avenue

Brazil Press Conference

2009-11-01T17:41:00.002-05:00

WELCOME!!!!! To The 20 Days of New Moon - Day 1

2009-11-01T13:17:00.007-05:00

Ever heard of 13days of Halloween? Or 25days of Christmas? Well here on this blog I will be giving you 20 days of NEW MOON!! Starting today I will be posting pics, vids, quotes and facts on all things New Moon.

Lets start off with DAY - 1

A Quote Of The Day: "So, as discussed, I am not allowed to wish you a happy birthday, is that correct?" - Edward Cullen

Here is the music video that you all have seen already from the New Moon soundtrack

"The challenge for New Moon was how do we get across the sense of abandonment and heartbreak? Its a more interior emotional experience, which is well suited for a book, but more difficult to depict on screen." - Erik Feig, president of production from Summit Entertainment

That's true. How would Bella's physical pain of heartache look on screen? Some have said that Kristen's depiction of screaming in pain almost sounded horrible and not really representing Bella's pain well. We will have to found out once we see the film in its entirety. Will we be able to feel her pain and feel the need to console her? or will we want to roll our eyes and say "really?", while covering our ears? - Silverbullet

LOL... Jimmy! Marry Me!!!!

2009-10-31T20:11:00.000-04:00

You're awesome!

Funny/Crappy Manip Winner!!!

2009-10-31T14:32:00.008-04:00

So as we all know, I have been tweeting nonstop about this UGLY/CRAPPY/FUNNY manip contest where the price is this Cullen Crest thing.
I tried to come up with ideas on "what to do with this thing" since I thought it was pretty much useless, and then I thought of this!!!

Click below picture for BIGGER so you can see what I'm talking about.

Pretty cool, eh?

Before the manips parade begins, I would like to say thanks to the four contestants who submitted their very creative manips. Thank you! REALLY!!!

Here are all the submissions:

By @lilipop80

By @OW_papercut

By @Chococat2523

By @OW_papercut

By @CandyKizzeS24

By @Chococat2523

AND THE WINNER IS.....

By @OW_papercut !!!!!!!!!!

Talk about fuckin ugly ass babies!!!!! Good heavens! Perfect timing for Halloween!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA.

So @OW_papercut Please email me the address where you would like me to send the Cullen Crest and the piece of velcro! LOL

There are NO LOSERS in this Contest! I will mail Twilight/New Moon buttons (one per contestant). Please email me ( Rpattzpickle@gmail.com )the address you would want the button mailed to.

Thanks again for participating!!!!!

FELIZ DIA DE LAS BRUJAS!!!!

2009-10-31T00:55:00.006-04:00

Trick or Treat!!!!

Thanks for Puertorican Twilighters for the Volturi Gif.

May the Volturi come suck ya dry! I call dibs on Felix!!!!!!

And here's a lil something for our TeamSpaceHeaters!

And we can't leave out... The giggles!

Find the Wolves!

2009-10-30T19:02:00.003-04:00

So how many canines can you find within the Quileute Tattoo??? I. FOUND. THREE!!!
Click picture for BIGGER and better view!

.32

2009-10-30T13:06:00.000-04:00

Here's an oldie but a goodie!

I LOVE his burst laugh on this clip!!! .32!!!!

Jimmy!!!!!

2009-10-29T19:35:00.000-04:00

Can we make out??

I think I love you.

Alex Meraz on Styl'd???

2009-10-29T19:18:00.002-04:00

I don't know if this is him,
but it sure looks a hell of a LOT like him!
.11 !!!

What do you think?

Whats Happening There?

2009-10-29T18:40:00.003-04:00

So Taylor Swift was on the Ellen D Show and all I have to say is... OMG shes soooo sweet!!!

I loved the way she giggled when she was asked about TayTay!

The good TayTay stuff starts at 5:05.

5:50, 6:16 and 7:09 are my fave parts!

The Hale Family

2009-10-29T18:23:00.000-04:00

Why-Oh-Why do I keep seeing Twilight all around me???
I can't even watch "regular" BORING TV w/o relating it to Twilight.

Ok... It's official. I. NEED. HELP!

Perfect For... PAPERCUTS!

2009-10-29T18:19:00.004-04:00

Why the Twilight bandages are $20 and the New Moon bandages are $7 is beyond my comprehension. Whatevers! Now you can dress up your cuts Twilight Style!

Find them at Amazon and Hot Topic.

Lets Fly!

2009-10-28T18:06:00.005-04:00

AIRPLANE commercial! With some new scenes!

I am LOVING the music they chose!

New Moon Movie UPDATE!!!!! -14 Minutes and 30 sec.

2009-10-28T18:06:00.004-04:00

For those fans that just love to watch all the clips mashed up together, here is the updated version including the kissing scene and scenes from the wolf pack sizzling reel. ENJOY!!!!!

*WARNING*- if you dont want to be spoiled then dont click.

Cowabunga!!!

2009-10-28T18:01:00.000-04:00

If you can't see why I'm Team TayTay then YOU NEED GLASSES!!!!

Whoever did this... GOOD JOB!!!!

Who Wants It? (UPDATED!!!)

2009-10-28T14:26:00.008-04:00

The dolls are Butter's BUT, the crest is up for grabs!

Send us a funny manip!

YOU HAVE TO BE THE AUTHOR OF THE MANIP!!!

Like this one I made! LOL

What the fuck am I gonna do with that Cullen Crest you ask? Well... HERE's AN IDEA!!!

Click below for BIGGER so you can see what I'm talking about.

Hey, I'll even throw in the velcro tape as a bonus! Hahaa

I will announce the winner on TWITTER on THIS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2009!!

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOUR ENTRIES WILL BE PUBLISHED ON THIS BLOG!

Now... Lets have some FUN!!!!

Email me at Rpattzpickle@gmail.com

Gotta Love It!

2009-10-28T12:43:00.007-04:00

Click Image for BIGGIE!

LOL!!! Gotta LOVE Perez Hilton for this!

Truth be told, if I could get my hands on a TayTay's Nordstrom's cartboard cutout...

I'd be stealing that sucker too!!!! LOL!

Yea Perez! I saw you at the VMA's!

VERY colorful! LUVS IT!

Thanks to "RITT" for the heads up on this article! (haha!!! Inside joke somewhere in there)

WTF???

2009-10-28T12:02:00.003-04:00

Ummmm... Ok people. You ALL should know by now that I'm ALL for Team Jacob, or anything Wolfie related, merch and goodies... but... Have the manufacturers crossed the line?

PACKING TAPE? REALLY???????
Now C'mon people!!!

More Wooden Cool Twilight Inspired Stuff

2009-10-28T08:46:00.005-04:00

I'm sooo mad I found this website!!! Theres so many Twilight inspired stuff its going to RUIN my bank account!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Cute shit, cute shit!!!!!!

find it here! Woodworking
by: alexriley
at Etsy.com

Bothered

2009-10-27T21:44:00.000-04:00

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU JIMMY!!!!

HOT DAMN!!!!

2009-10-27T21:41:00.001-04:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! I WANT IT TO BE NOVEMBER 20TH ALREADY DAMMIT!!!!!

Just sayin!

Vamps and Wolves

2009-10-27T15:45:00.007-04:00

So I was going to do this post with only the Wolfpack Tshirt, but I decided to be nice (for once) to the Cullens fans and... well, the scarf is kinda nice (though I'd never wear a scarf like that but whatevs.

I'm REALLY liking the Tshirt tho. Me wonders if its the fitted kind (like for chicks) or if its the ugly Tshirt kind (made for men, shapless and ugly!), lol. I guess this is one thing I can't buy online. Sigh.

You can find them at HotTopic.com

The Wait is Over?

2009-10-26T21:10:00.004-04:00

Really? Is it November 20th already?
Nopes... I don't think so!
Kristen... You're such an AWKWARD WEIRDO!

Volturi NEW MOON Interview Leak!

2009-10-26T20:23:00.000-04:00

Yet ANOTHER New Moon leak

Someone needs to call the plumber!!! ASAP!!!!!

That's It! I'm Going to Jail!!!

2009-10-26T19:30:00.003-04:00

Different colors for different tastes/people.
Click each and every one of them for HUGENESS!

Thanks "Tamara"!!!

WOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-26T16:58:00.004-04:00

Should be illegal for a 17 y/o to have this look!!!

That's a naughty look TayTay!
You bad, BAAAAD boy!!!
Click for Biggie!!!

New Addition to Our GROWING Blog Family

2009-10-26T11:20:00.000-04:00

WELCOME RPattzDivine!!!!!!

We would like to say a big HOLA! to @mfoc, a chick from Colombia who accepted to help us with the blog and the bickering between TheSlayer and SilverBullet. We welcome you to our very disfunctional family! You're gonna love it! BWAHAHAHAAAAA...

She's the Bella to our Blog's Jacob and Edward. She loves both worlds but in the end she always makes the same decision. She will be mostly Robward based but she'll step over the boundary a few times to pet the wolves. Can she be the key to uniting TheSlayer and Silverbullet? Probably not but she is a great middle ground.

RPattzDivine: "I don’t care who’s a vampire and who’s a werewolf. That’s irrelevant. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters." - Eclipse

"But I want you to know something — when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I’m out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. Jacob is family. You are… well, not exactly the love of my life, because I expect to love you for much longer than that. The love of my existence. I don’t care who’s a werewolf and who’s a vampire." -Eclipse

"I wanted to make both of them get out of their cars and shake hands and be friends — be Edward and Jacob rather than vampire and werewolf. It was as if I had those two stubborn magnets in my hands again, and I was holding them together, trying to force nature to reverse herself…" - Eclipse

"It had not been Edward and Jacob that I’d been trying to force together, it was the two parts of myself, Edward’s Bella and Jacob’s Bella. But they could not exist together, and I never should have tried." - Eclipse

Lets see if she can establish some peace between these two!

The Slayer: "I wouldn't bet on it!"

Unga! Unga!

2009-10-26T09:02:00.001-04:00

A lil something something to give us that SO NEEDED Monday BOOST!
Alex, for you... I'll take my clothes of and pour some ashy mud on me, ANY. FUCKIN. TIME!
We can play indians and cowboys as long as you let me ride!!!!

Happy Monday!!!

2009-10-26T08:59:00.003-04:00

With the little bit of technology I master (and Im telling ya that bit is the size of an ant, lol), I made these last nite.

They are, of course, addressed to the Team Jacob fans... Because... I am! :-D

Click each of them for bigger!

The ones below are WALLPAPER size!

Eclipse Peek-a-Boo

2009-10-25T23:46:00.000-04:00

I dunno, but I'm WAY too preocupied with New Moon stuff to pay attention to Eclipse stuff.

It's just too much!!!

Almost Fourteen Minutes of New Moon!!!! Check it out!

2009-10-25T23:19:00.000-04:00

I Seriously want to see this movie in its entirety. I haven't watched the whole thing so I won't ruin it for myself. So if you dare.....watch.

9 Extra Seconds...

2009-10-25T20:43:00.000-04:00

And they keep coming out!

If they keep it up, we will have seen the whole movie before November 20th! lol

Quileute Cuff!

2009-10-25T19:08:00.003-04:00

OMG this is such a pretty cuff! Not for nothing but it is by far the BEST piece of "official" jewelry I've seen related to the Twilight saga!You can find this at Torrid.com!

Happy Shopping!!